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by Unfortunate / 10/07/2012 at 8:24pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by Marjorie / 07/13/2012 at 1:08pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by pmek / 03/26/2012 at 5:11am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by bellerz14 / 12/22/2011 at 9:58pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by queenlatifa101bebe / 12/09/2011 at 9:48pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by wtf / 06/09/2011 at 11:04am / United Kingdom (Edinburgh) / Health
Today, I found out the hard way that if you think a waiter is hot, you probably shouldn't tell your parents. They could react by screaming at him across the room to tell him you think he's a hottie. FML
by anonymous / 03/05/2011 at 12:34am / France / Miscellaneous
Today, at the Museum I volunteer at, I was touching some of the things in the exhibit where you can feel what natural boobs and testes feel like. I started rolling the "boob" like a stress ball and forgot where I was. When I realized people were staring, it became very awkward. FML
by latino / 11/11/2010 at 6:30am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 03/09/2010 at 1:43am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
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