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  • Town/Country : New York
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Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9807) - you deserved it (67616)

On 06/20/2009 at 7:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Switzerland (Bern)

Today, my older brother told me that no matter how fast you run at automatic sliding doors, they'll open in time. So I ran at a pair. They don't. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10041) - you deserved it (72689)

On 06/19/2009 at 12:04am - misc - by kat9232000 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was riding the bus home from the Verizon store after getting my brand new EnV Touch. I was taking pictures with it when I noticed a woman with very nice boobs. I zoomed in to get a better picture when she looked at me with a disgusted face. The external display was on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4322) - you deserved it (63743)

On 06/18/2009 at 2:12pm - misc - by heythurr234 (man) - United States (Virginia)



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