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Today, I found out that doctors can be wrong. Pink clothes, pink stroller, pink bottles, pink bibs, pink cribs and pink bedding to go with my baby that recently came out with a little pink penis. FML
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On 08/12/2009 at 7:36pm - kids - by Ouch (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I ran sound for my ex's wedding rehearsal since I was the only sound tech in town. Her dad was late for the rehearsal, so the pastor had me to walk her down the aisle. FML
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On 08/12/2009 at 7:14pm - work - by d.stack (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I had to go to the police station to pick up my 42 year old dad. Why? He was caught stealing candy. FML
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On 08/11/2009 at 11:07pm - kids - by ahhahaha (man) - United States (New Mexico)
Today, There was a fire in my building and the fire alarm went off when I was in the shower, I live on the 5th floor and had to run down the stairs naked because the fire was next door. When I got downstairs I got a $500 ticket for public nudity. FML
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On 08/11/2009 at 3:21pm - misc - by BulgaBoi21 (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my mother sat me down to tell me that since coming home from college, I sounded like "a liberated woman". She was disappointed and disturbed by this and said that I should stop having strong opinions and ideals because it would make finding a husband for me difficult. FML
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On 08/11/2009 at 10:57am - misc - by liberatedwoman (woman) - Oman (Masqat)
Today, I had a horrible breakup with my girlfriend of two years. Depressed, I changed my Facebook status to, "Hate me today, hate me tomorrow, hate me for all the things I didn't do for you." My ex commented, "Give me an orgasm?" Five of my friends, including my mom, liked this. FML
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On 08/11/2009 at 2:40am - love - by JazzSpazz (man) - United States (California)
Today, a patient was late for a psychiatry appointment, after having missed his previous two. I am the medical student on the team that was supposed to do his assessment. I said, "You snooze, you lose." Everyone stopped and looked at me. Apparently, he missed them because he has narcolepsy. FML
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On 08/10/2009 at 6:48pm - health - by psychedout (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, after selling their car, my parents decided to inform me that my car (that I paid for myself) is now going to be the "Family Car". They also informed me that since it is, after all, my car, I'll still have to pay for the gas and maintenance. FML
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On 08/10/2009 at 3:05pm - misc - by thanksforthat (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I told my friend how I liked this girl but was too scared to ask her out. He told me "Why? The worst she's going to do is say no." Building confidence I approached her and asked her on a date. Then she replied "Get away douchebag!" and kicked me in the nuts. FML
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On 08/10/2009 at 5:20am - love - by Rejected (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I found out the hot girl I'd been flirting with on Facebook is actually 3 10-year-olds who created a fake profile to see how many desperate losers would try to hook up with her. FML
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On 08/09/2009 at 7:54pm - misc - by pwndbykidz (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I found out that not only has my father been cheating on my mother with another woman, but they have a child together with the same name as me. FML
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On 08/09/2009 at 5:26am - misc - by redbluegreen (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, my mom went snooping through my art bin to "clean out my old drawings". She found numerous nude pieces and accused me of selling porn. My mom mistook and threw out 57 anatomy practice sketches that I worked very very hard on, and ripped up the remainder of my drawings. FML
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On 08/08/2009 at 8:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, I found out that worms in apples aren't something that you just see in cartoons. FML
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On 08/08/2009 at 4:48am - misc - by rivercitybarf (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, I saw my girlfriend going into my best friend's dorm room and suspected her to cheat on me so I placed a camera in his room to spy on them. In the end, I discovered that my girlfriend has problems in math and both my best friend and brother are gay. FML
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On 08/08/2009 at 3:18am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, it was my mom's birthday, I planned to wish her a happy birthday as she woke up. I opened the door to her room only to see my dad dancing around in an American flag thong. Grimacing in pain I closed the door right away. Not only am I forever disturbed, but now my dad is asking me how he looks naked. FML
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On 08/07/2009 at 9:34pm - misc - by scarredforlife (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
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