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Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork. FML

#8130658
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23168) - you deserved it (4874)

On 02/11/2010 at 1:35pm - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found out that I was not adopted and in fact my parents are my biological parents. How did I find out? Over dinner. How long have I been believing I was adopted? 22 years. Why did I start believing I was adopted? My siblings thought it would be a funny joke. My mom played along. FML

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214 comments

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On 02/11/2010 at 7:22am - misc - by Biological (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was listening to my favorite radio station outta Detroit. A commercial came on for a program that was giving federal grants to people who were going into a trade, like me. Right as I was getting excited I heard the words "brought to you by the government of Canada." FML

#8116532
183 comments

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On 02/11/2010 at 12:13am - work - by brit - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

#7609277
330 comments

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On 01/27/2010 at 8:35am - intimacy - by chanclepants - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML

#7606758
93 comments

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On 01/27/2010 at 2:35am - intimacy - by DuChaillu (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML

#7606758
93 comments

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On 01/27/2010 at 2:35am - intimacy - by DuChaillu (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML

#7606758
93 comments

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On 01/27/2010 at 2:35am - intimacy - by DuChaillu (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML

#7606758
93 comments

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On 01/27/2010 at 2:35am - intimacy - by DuChaillu (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML

#7606758
93 comments

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On 01/27/2010 at 2:35am - intimacy - by DuChaillu (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I tried to quit my job. My boss just looked at me and said, "No. You can't quit." FML

#7414727
121 comments

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On 01/18/2010 at 3:28am - work - by toolegittoquit (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my grandma told me to fuck off when I tried to help her with the dishes. FML

#7391871
104 comments

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On 01/17/2010 at 1:31am - love - by volleyballgirl12 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found my beloved hamster, Toofie. Toofie escaped from his cage. 4 years ago. FML

#7380973
152 comments

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On 01/16/2010 at 4:36pm - animals - by riptoofie (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I found out that last summer while my girlfriend worked on a Disney Cruise ship, she cheated on me with Tarzan. FML

#7261053
133 comments

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On 01/10/2010 at 4:47pm - misc - by daragnan (man) - United States

Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML

#7239048
157 comments

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On 01/09/2010 at 4:20pm - love - by dollybabe (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML

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212 comments

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On 01/06/2010 at 10:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)



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