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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 3 March 1984 (32 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 700
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About sada : *Weird creature*

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sada's favorite FMLs

Today, I spilled some milk on my laptop. I was pretty sure it would be fine as it was only a bit of milk. While cleaning the residue, I knocked a whole bucket of water into the insides of the laptop. RIP Macbook. FML

by NC / 02/11/2010 at 2:32am / Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur) / Miscellaneous

Today, I hooked up with a guy who has a Facebook page for his cat. FML

by CatWoman / 02/11/2010 at 12:33am / United States (District of Columbia) / Intimacy

Today, I hooked up with a guy who has a Facebook page for his cat. FML

by CatWoman / 02/11/2010 at 12:33am / United States (District of Columbia) / Intimacy

Today, I hooked up with a guy who has a Facebook page for his cat. FML

by CatWoman / 02/11/2010 at 12:33am / United States (District of Columbia) / Intimacy

Today, I was helping some neighbors corral and tag their cattle. Deciding to take a break, I turned my back to all 3 men and jumped down from an old, rusty gate. Luckily, the sharp piece of metal sticking out of it barely missed my skin. Instead it tore off the ass of both my pants and undies. FML

by roundemup / 02/10/2010 at 9:33pm / United States (Illinois) / Work

Today, I was helping some neighbors corral and tag their cattle. Deciding to take a break, I turned my back to all 3 men and jumped down from an old, rusty gate. Luckily, the sharp piece of metal sticking out of it barely missed my skin. Instead it tore off the ass of both my pants and undies. FML

by roundemup / 02/10/2010 at 9:33pm / United States (Illinois) / Work

Today, I have the flu, food poisoning and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML

by SickSmick / 02/09/2010 at 7:22am / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Health

Today, I noticed that my neighbor's house has a clear view of my daughter's bathroom. There is a telescope in his window. FML

by disasterbutton / 02/08/2010 at 7:28pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was having a very realistic dream about a hot guy. Just as he was leaning in to ravish me, I was rudely awakened by the sound of my husband farting and snorting at the same time. FML

by dreamteam / 02/08/2010 at 6:24am / United States / Love

Today, I found out that the man I met online was a fake Facebook account, made by my daughter and her friends. FML

by cupcakemonsteryu / 02/08/2010 at 12:21am / Love

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend of nine months when she gets a phone call and decides to answer it. It was her fiancé that I knew nothing about. She told me she was engaged while I was still inside of her. FML

by MID12 / 03/23/2009 at 1:22pm / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy