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  • Number of visits : 68
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About sabriyyahwitter : I fucking hate bios, and nba basketball is my addiction.

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Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing with the door partially open. He's super hot and as I was watching him change, he sneezed. Forgetting he didn't know I was watching him, I said bless you. He called me a freak, slammed the door in my face and told my parents. FML

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