About sabrinaacrow : I go on this website because it makes me feel better about my own pathetic excuse for a life. You can message me if you want but I'm not very interesting.
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by haappynewyear / 12/31/2010 at 10:21pm / United States (Utah) / Love
Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML
by strwbrry / 12/26/2010 at 9:29pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/12/2010 at 3:04am / Canada (Quebec) / Love
Today, my boyfriend informed me via text message that he had moved to Bristol, and the reason he had ignored me the past fortnight was because he didn't know how to tell me. He knew he was moving even before we even got together. FML
by Anonymous / 12/02/2010 at 10:36am / United Kingdom (Doncaster) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/18/2010 at 10:04pm / United States / Work
Today, my swim coach had me swim a 400 meter freestyle. Feeling a little sick near the end, I lifted my head to breathe, then burped, and threw up violently all in the pool. All my team mates screamed horrified running out of the pool, and now they have to drain it. I was told not to come back. FML
by grlzze444 / 11/15/2010 at 7:19pm / United States (North Carolina) / Health
by Anonymous / 11/07/2010 at 4:32pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, our class was focusing on discrimination, and our teacher asked us if anyone had ever felt discriminated against. I put my hand up to share a story, and my teacher immediately said "It's because you're ginger, isn't it?" That's not what I was going to say. FML
by gingerninja / 11/02/2010 at 1:43pm / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/29/2010 at 4:31am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, it was my little girl's birthday and her grandparents came over to celebrate. One of the presents from her grandparents turned out to be a sweater. She then asked, "Mommy, may I please lie?" When I shook my head no, she exclaimed, "I hate this ugly sweater!" FML
by Lisaaa / 10/27/2010 at 7:47am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/19/2010 at 3:40pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/05/2010 at 10:36am / United States (Minnesota) / Health
by uselessdad / 09/07/2010 at 7:48pm / Singapore / Kids
by Wawawiwa / 07/21/2010 at 7:44pm / Namibia (Windhoek) / Intimacy
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, a week after dropping my car off for the third time in a month at the dealership because of…