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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 January 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 929
  • Number of comments : 118
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About sabrinaacrow : I go on this website because it makes me feel better about my own pathetic excuse for a life. You can message me if you want but I'm not very interesting.

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Today, I called my boss and said "I have been awake since 3am throwing up." He replied with "Great, see you at 9" and hung up. FML

#14638505
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29458) - you deserved it (2935)

On 01/19/2011 at 12:31pm - work - by gb739 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, in high school, we had a presentation about sex, condoms, etc. After a while, the lady explained that we should get to know our sexual organs better. "For example, my daughter looks at her vagina in front of a mirror to check it out." I’m her daughter. FML

#14614725
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58916) - you deserved it (6110) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - Belgium - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I got into a nasty fight, and ended up leaving with a black eye. The fight was with a champagne bottle cork. I was opening the bottle to celebrate the New Year, at home, alone. FML

#14415178
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26682) - you deserved it (5414)

On 12/31/2010 at 10:21pm - love - by haappynewyear - United States (Utah)

Today, I figured out why the man I've been seeing for 3 years hasn't asked for my hand in marriage. His current wife called me and told me all about it. FML

#14399805
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31061) - you deserved it (3638)

On 12/30/2010 at 7:45pm - love - by 3yrneveragainn -

Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML

#14349476
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30560) - you deserved it (2381)

On 12/26/2010 at 9:29pm - love - by strwbrry (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was in a dating auction. I was bought for $2. The man who won a date with me recited every dialog from the movie The Lord of the Rings. FML

#14175657
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28900) - you deserved it (7381)

On 12/12/2010 at 3:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my boyfriend informed me via text message that he had moved to Bristol, and the reason he had ignored me the past fortnight was because he didn't know how to tell me. He knew he was moving even before we even got together. FML

#14058874
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24151) - you deserved it (2510)

On 12/02/2010 at 10:36am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Doncaster)

Today, my swim coach had me swim a 400 meter freestyle. Feeling a little sick near the end, I lifted my head to breathe, then burped, and threw up violently all in the pool. All my team mates screamed horrified running out of the pool, and now they have to drain it. I was told not to come back. FML

#13855888
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27550) - you deserved it (3551)

On 11/15/2010 at 7:19pm - health - by grlzze444 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went on a drive with my girlfriend when we went past a 'Dead End' sign. She pointed to it and said it was "Foreshadowing our relationship". FML

#13754319
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29121) - you deserved it (3037)

On 11/07/2010 at 4:32pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, our class was focusing on discrimination, and our teacher asked us if anyone had ever felt discriminated against. I put my hand up to share a story, and my teacher immediately said "It's because you're ginger, isn't it?" That's not what I was going to say. FML

#13688243
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39007) - you deserved it (6986)

On 11/02/2010 at 1:43pm - misc - by gingerninja (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, at an Aunt's wake, my five year old son walked up to the coffin, and, with the whole family around him, exclaimed, "Well that's good, I was wondering where she's been." FML

#13635730
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27075) - you deserved it (3014)

On 10/29/2010 at 4:31am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it was my little girl's birthday and her grandparents came over to celebrate. One of the presents from her grandparents turned out to be a sweater. She then asked, "Mommy, may I please lie?" When I shook my head no, she exclaimed, "I hate this ugly sweater!" FML

#13612697
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10585) - you deserved it (29773)

On 10/27/2010 at 7:47am - kids - by Lisaaa - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I missed my own surprise party because, having heard it being planned, I though it was going to be an intervention. FML

#13328394
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6964) - you deserved it (38613)

On 10/05/2010 at 10:36am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML

#12953032
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51327) - you deserved it (7788)

On 09/07/2010 at 7:48pm - kids - by uselessdad - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML

#12030730
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24720) - you deserved it (48760)

On 07/21/2010 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Wawawiwa (woman) - Namibia (Windhoek)



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