About sabrinaacrow : I go on this website because it makes me feel better about my own pathetic excuse for a life. You can message me if you want but I'm not very interesting.
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sabrinaacrow's favorite FMLs
Today, I realized that since I started working full time, the only friend I have left is my cat. Lonely and bored out of my mind, I told him about my day. He decided to end the conversation by shitting on the floor. FML
by Username / 07/29/2011 at 3:17pm / United States (South Carolina) / Animals
by Anonymous / 07/16/2011 at 1:38am / Canada / Love
by wispywee / 06/29/2011 at 1:47pm / Canada (Ontario) / Geek
Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches," your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML
by MakeMeASandwich / 06/10/2011 at 1:01am / United States (Illinois) / Work
by Brilliant... / 05/25/2011 at 1:44pm / United Kingdom (West Sussex) / Miscellaneous
by blehhx / 04/09/2011 at 1:32am / United States / Animals
by jm_track / 02/26/2011 at 5:59pm / United States (Montana) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/08/2011 at 11:27am / United States (Missouri) / Work
by 5minsolder / 02/07/2011 at 8:21pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/29/2011 at 3:09am / France / Animals
Today, I went to the park and sat down on a bench to enjoy my coffee. I heard a few young girls behind me talking about how their first experience of sex was. I turned around to see how old these girls really were. One of them was my daughter. FML
by JordanVilleneuve / 01/27/2011 at 10:35pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, I was grounded for not agreeing with an article on dating my mom found in a very strict magazine. The article told parents to monitor phone calls, make rumors about their children cheating on people and not allow their children anywhere but home. FML
by Anonymous / 01/24/2011 at 2:29am / United States (Utah) / Kids
by gb739 / 01/19/2011 at 12:31pm / United States (New York) / Work
Today, in high school, we had a presentation about sex, condoms, etc. After a while, the lady explained that we should get to know our sexual organs better. "For example, my daughter looks at her vagina in front of a mirror to check it out." I’m her daughter. FML
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm / Belgium / Miscellaneous
- Today, my parents' divorce was finalized, and my mother decided to publicly celebrate with a bikini… Today, my boyfriend and I were reminiscing and sharing funny stories of when we were little. It was… Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic,…