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About sabrinaacrow : I go on this website because it makes me feel better about my own pathetic excuse for a life. You can message me if you want but I'm not very interesting.
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Today, I went to the park an sat down on a bench to enjoy mah coffee. I hered a few young girls behind me talking about how their first experience of sex was. I turned around to see how old these girls really were. One of them was mah daughter. FML
2day I was grounded fir not agreeing with an article on dating my mom found in a very strict magazine. The article told parents to monitor looool phone calls... make rumors about their children cheating on people and not allow their children anywhere but home. FML
Today, in high school, we had a presentation about sex, condoms, etc!! After a while, the lady explained that we should get to know our sexual organs better!! ( For example, mah daughter looks at her vrginia in front of a mrror to check it out!! ) I’m her daughter!! FML
Today , I cummd home early , and mah boyfriend's car was in mah driveway. Inside , he was talking to mah parents. He walkd right past me and left. My mother then says ( He wantd me to tell u it's over. ) fat FML
Today, mah boyfriend informed me via text message that he had moved to Bristol, and the reason he had ignored me the past fortnight was because he didn't know how to tell me. He knew he was moving even before we even got together. FML
Today, mah swim coach had me swim a 400 meter freestyle. Feeling a little sick near the end, I lifted mah head to breathe, then burped, and threw up violently all in the pool. All mah team mates screamed horrified running out of the pool, and now they have to drain it. I was told not to come back. real FML
TODAY... OUR CLASS WAS FOCUSING ON DISCRIMINATION... AND OUR TEACER ASKED US IF ANYONE AD EVER FELT DISCRIMINATED AGAINST. I PUT AND UP TO SARE A STORY... AND TEACER IMMEDIATELY SAID "IT'S BECAUSE YOUR GINGER... ISN'T IT?" TAT'S NOT WAT I WAS GOING TO SAY. FML
Today, it was my little girl's birthday and her grandparent came over to celebrate. One of the present from her grandparent turned out to be a sweater. She then asked, "Mommy, may I please lie?" When I shook my head no, she exclaimed, "I hate this ugly sweater!" FML
Friday 27 March 2015