About sabrinaacrow : I go on this website because it makes me feel better about my own pathetic excuse for a life. You can message me if you want but I'm not very interesting.
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by msassy / 05/18/2012 at 10:46pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
by stuff2710 / 03/04/2012 at 7:27pm / United States (Illinois) / Money
by Emily / 02/07/2012 at 3:39pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, after a long therapy session, in which I poured out all my feelings of how happy and in love I am with whom I believe to be my soul-mate, my shrink asked me if I was sure this guy wasn't a figment of my imagination. FML
by Anonymous / 12/22/2011 at 12:50am / United States (Florida) / Love
by Tey / 12/21/2011 at 7:07pm / United States (Illinois) / Work
Today, I was lying on the floor playing with my cat. I was holding her in the air, when my sister tripped over the TV cord and unplugged the cable. The TV made a loud fuzzy sound, I got scared and threw my cat in the air. I got scratched in the face by a falling cat. FML
by Anonymous / 11/29/2011 at 11:15am / United States (California) / Animals
by Yeoman / 11/19/2011 at 2:47am / New Zealand (Waikato) / Love
by lababy / 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm / United States / Intimacy
by lonely / 10/24/2011 at 10:55am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML
by Good sister / 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
by ohgodwhy / 09/18/2011 at 5:16pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was upset after a fight with my husband, so I cried alone in the bedroom. My 4-year-old son then comes in and hugs me. I thought he was trying to comfort me, but he then told me he had to go get his quarter my husband had promised to pay him if he made me shut up. FML
by Danielle / 08/22/2011 at 3:38am / United States (New York) / Kids
by chinchilla4404 / 08/02/2011 at 10:17am / United States / Health
by Username / 07/29/2011 at 7:36pm / United States / Kids
- Today, my boyfriend refused to go down on me because I smelled of baby lotion and it made him feel… Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third… Today, me and my boyfriend decided to have some fun in my room before my parents got home. My phone…