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About sabrinaacrow : I go on this website because it makes me feel better about my own pathetic excuse for a life. You can message me if you want but I'm not very interesting.
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TODAY, I WAS LYING ON THE FLOOR PLAYING WITH MY CAT. I WAS HOLDING HER IN THE AIR,HEN MY SISTER TRIPPD OVER THE TV CORD AN UNPLUGGD THE CABLE. THE TV MADE A LOUD FUZZY SOUND, I GOT SCARD AN THREW MY CAT IN THE AIR. I GOT SCRATCHD IN THE FACE BY A FALLING CAT. FML
Friday 27 March 2015