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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 January 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 964
  • Number of comments : 119
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About sabrinaacrow : I go on this website because it makes me feel better about my own pathetic excuse for a life. You can message me if you want but I'm not very interesting.

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sabrinaacrow's favorite FMLs

Today, it's been a week since I've been in hospital. No one has been to visit me. The nurses have nicknamed me "The Lonely One." FML

#20071345
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27102) - you deserved it (1617)

On 09/14/2012 at 6:17am - misc - by lonely one - United States

Today, uncertain of having a job next month or being able to pay rent, I'm filling out tens of online surveys a day for gift cards to McDonald's, to buy hamburgers that I can freeze so I will have food for the coming months. FML

#20065270
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22185) - you deserved it (2329)

On 09/09/2012 at 8:45pm - money - by willtype4food (man) - Finland

Today, my husband and I were watching Lord of the Rings. My husband told me he sees the eye of Sauron every time he goes down on me. FML

#19986172
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23528) - you deserved it (3419)

On 07/26/2012 at 10:13pm - intimacy - by LOTRfail (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went on a fifth date with a guy, and he asked me if we could be boyfriend and girlfriend. Just after I said yes, he pulled out a contract and asked me to sign on the dotted line. FML

#19983177
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27250) - you deserved it (3045)

On 07/25/2012 at 9:03am - love - by Unlucky (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, the "My body is beautiful" t-shirt that my therapist gave me didn't fit. FML

#19644277
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25909) - you deserved it (5921)

On 05/18/2012 at 10:46pm - health - by msassy - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my friend and I walked 3 miles to a Starbucks. We went inside, paid for our coffees and walked the 3 miles back to my house. We forgot to pick up our coffees. FML

#19216079
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8310) - you deserved it (41646)

On 03/04/2012 at 7:27pm - money - by stuff2710 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to explain to this really intimidating girl that I wasn't giving her a dirty look, and that it was just my face at rest. FML

#19018819
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21264) - you deserved it (2518)

On 02/07/2012 at 3:39pm - misc - by Emily (woman) - United States

Today, after a long therapy session, in which I poured out all my feelings of how happy and in love I am with whom I believe to be my soul-mate, my shrink asked me if I was sure this guy wasn't a figment of my imagination. FML

#18576133
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24968) - you deserved it (3183)

On 12/22/2011 at 12:50am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML

#18572874
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23777) - you deserved it (15685)

On 12/21/2011 at 7:07pm - work - by Tey - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was lying on the floor playing with my cat. I was holding her in the air, when my sister tripped over the TV cord and unplugged the cable. The TV made a loud fuzzy sound, I got scared and threw my cat in the air. I got scratched in the face by a falling cat. FML

#18384593
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14935) - you deserved it (22976)

On 11/29/2011 at 11:15am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mother looked me dead in the face and said, "I have failed as a parent." FML

#18286632
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31926) - you deserved it (6402)

On 11/19/2011 at 2:47am - love - by Yeoman (man) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, my son asked me where babies come from. I told him, "From god." He came back with, "Daddy said it was from fucking." FML

#18255063
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35803) - you deserved it (18842)

On 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by lababy (woman) - United States

Today, without telling me, my mom dropped me off at my grandmother's house, and drove off. Now I'm supposed to spend the next month with her. Guess she forgot my grandma died six weeks ago. FML

#18062520
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45242) - you deserved it (2659)

On 10/24/2011 at 10:55am - misc - by lonely - United States (California)

Today, at my job in the cosmetics department, I was helping a customer find something to her taste. She said, "I want a lipstick like you. Something that says, 'I'm a bitch'." FML

#17999888
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30035) - you deserved it (5808) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/16/2011 at 5:08pm - work - by Mayabie - France



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