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sabrinaacrow

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 January 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1818
  • Number of comments : 119
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About sabrinaacrow : I go on this website because it makes me feel better about my own pathetic excuse for a life. You can message me if you want but I'm not very interesting.

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TODAY, I WOKE UP AFTER AVING A DREAM WIC INCLUDED SEX WIT A VERY OT GUY. I REALIZED IT'S ABOUT TIME I GET LAID, BECAUSE TE OT GUY WAS BROCK FROM POKÉMON. FML

#20119984
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31218) - you deserved it (6236)

On 10/16/2012 at 6:59pm - intimacy - by L (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)

Today.. . mah 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant . The father is mah 15-year-old son . FML

#20111886
521 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75324) - you deserved it (8810)

On 10/11/2012 at 10:30am - kids - by wdunn69733 - United States (Georgia)

Today , it's been a week since I've been in ospital. No one as been to visit me. Te nurses ave nicknamed me ( Te Lonely One. ) mega FML

#20071345
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27317) - you deserved it (1632)

On 09/14/2012 at 6:17am - misc - by lonely one - United States

Today , uncertain of having a job next month or being able to pay rent , I'm filling out tens of online surveys a day for gift cards to McDonald's , to buy hamburgers that I can freeze so I will have food for the coming months. FML

#20065270
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23491) - you deserved it (2469)

On 09/09/2012 at 8:45pm - money - by willtype4food (man) - Finland

Today, ma usband an I were watcing Lord of te Rings. My usband told me e sees te eye of Sauron every time e goes down on me. FML

#19986172
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24858) - you deserved it (3568)

On 07/26/2012 at 10:13pm - intimacy - by LOTRfail (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , I went on a fifth date with a guy , and he asked me if we could be boyfriend and girlfriend. Just after I said yes , he pulled out a contract and asked me to sign on the dotted line. FML

#19983177
142 comments

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On 07/25/2012 at 9:03am - love - by Unlucky (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, the "My body is beautiful" t-shrt that my therapist gave me didn't fit . FML

#19644277
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26607) - you deserved it (6037)

On 05/18/2012 at 10:46pm - health - by msassy - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my friend an I walked 3 miles to a Starbucks. We went inside, paid 4 our coffees an walked the 3 miles back to my house. We forgot to pick up our coffees. FML

#19216079
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8372) - you deserved it (41895)

On 03/04/2012 at 7:27pm - money - by stuff2710 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to explain to this really intimidating girl that I wasn't giving her a dirty look, and that it was just my face at rest. FML

#19018819
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21955) - you deserved it (2567)

On 02/07/2012 at 3:39pm - misc - by Emily (woman) - United States

Today, aftar a long tharapy sassion, in which I pourad out all my faalings of how happy and in lova I am with whom I baliava to ba my soul-mata, my shrink askad ma if I was sura this guy wasn't a figmant of my imagination. big fat FML

#18576133
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25185) - you deserved it (3198)

On 12/22/2011 at 12:50am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today , On Mah First Day Of Work , I Got Fird After 45 Minutes!! Fat FML

#18572874
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24715) - you deserved it (16113)

On 12/21/2011 at 7:07pm - work - by Tey - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, I WAS LYING ON THE FLOOR PLAYING WITH MY CAT. I WAS HOLDING HER IN THE AIR,HEN MY SISTER TRIPPD OVER THE TV CORD AN UNPLUGGD THE CABLE. THE TV MADE A LOUD FUZZY SOUND, I GOT SCARD AN THREW MY CAT IN THE AIR. I GOT SCRATCHD IN THE FACE BY A FALLING CAT. FML

#18384593
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15030) - you deserved it (23120)

On 11/29/2011 at 11:15am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today..!! mah mother looked me dead in the face and said..!! "I have failed as a parent." mega FML

#18286632
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33262) - you deserved it (6595)

On 11/19/2011 at 2:47am - love - by Yeoman (man) - New Zealand (Waikato)

my son askad ma wara babias coma from . I told im, looool ( From god . ) Ha cummad back wit, ( Daddy said it was from fucking . ) maga FML

#18255063
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37225) - you deserved it (19281)

On 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by lababy (woman) - United States



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