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sabri
  • Town/Country : Amman, Jordan
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 March 1983 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 264
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About sabri : Fuck Life

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Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML

#2710099 (191)

I agree, your life sucks (49094) - you deserved it (5397)

On 06/08/2009 at 2:05am - love - by aasatt22 - United States (California)

Today, on my way out of the subway station, I noticed an older woman standing at the bottom of a flight of stairs with a large cart. I went up to her and asked if she needed help getting it up the stairs. She looks me up and down and says, "No, not from you." FML

#2317005 (106)

I agree, your life sucks (36309) - you deserved it (2755)

On 05/26/2009 at 6:35pm - misc - by yaa (woman) - Canada (Ontario)