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- Today, my neighbor asked to come over and use my laptop. She showed up drunk, grabbed my boobs, and… Today, I got married. During the reception my husband got drunk and told 200+ people that we met at… Today, my boyfriend got upset that I wouldn't give him head. He was visiting me at the hospital. FML
- Today, I’m on vacation in Tunisia. Having trouble with the heat at night, I tried sleeping outside… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.…