About saad2605 : Love playing basketball. Love cars. Play some video games as well. Hate arrogance and cockiness. If you want to know anything hit me up. Promise I don't bite. 😉
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saad2605's favorite FMLs
Today, I was in the bathroom at work. The lock on the stall door broke, and I couldn't open it. I was all alone and I started having a mini panic attack. After several minutes of frantically trying to fix the lock and hyperventilating, I realized I could just crawl under the door. FML
by imeanreallytho / 09/11/2015 at 12:20pm / United States / Work
Today, after nearly three weeks of hard work, I finally completed my best drawing yet, a self-portrait. I was incredibly excited to take it to class tomorrow. That is, until I came home from a walk later on, only to find my brother had drawn a stick figure on it, wanking into my face. FML
by ~~~ / 06/29/2014 at 1:08pm / Australia (South Australia) / Work
Today, while at work, I asked an older customer how he was doing. He told me that he'd just lost his wife. I gave my condolences before he clarified that his wife was not dead, but was lost in Walmart. FML
by oh god. / 05/14/2014 at 7:16pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work
by chellegbelle / 05/14/2014 at 5:46pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML
by can't eat paper / 05/10/2014 at 9:34pm / United States / Work
by FMBs / 04/30/2014 at 7:40pm / Puerto Rico / Intimacy
Today, while on a date, I went to take a sip of my drink, but for some reason I expected a straw to be there. I ended up wiggling my tongue and mouth around my glass looking for it as I kept my eyes on my date. It must've looked like I was trying to be seductive in the creepiest way possible. FML
by cunning glassist / 03/08/2014 at 3:53pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
Today, my mother asked me why her new airsoft gun wasn't working. I explained to her that it doesn't actually shoot air, it requires pellets too. She looked at me like I was too stupid to be her son. FML
by Drizztreri / 03/04/2014 at 7:09pm / United States (Missouri) / Kids
Today, I was supposed to be studying for an important exam. My parents decided to make me go to a surprise birthday party instead. We weren't allowed to leave until the party was over. The party was for the dog. FML
by SchoolFMLs / 02/27/2014 at 1:30pm / United States (Florida) / Animals
by Anonymous / 02/26/2014 at 4:44pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work
by Anonymous / 02/26/2014 at 4:42pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by Anonymous / 02/25/2014 at 4:17pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by soon to be unemployed / 01/28/2014 at 5:36pm / United Kingdom (Southampton) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/14/2013 at 1:23am / United States (Ohio) / Geek
Today, I was showing a new girl around at school. As we were walking through the parking lot she noticed a green jeep and commented "I heard the person who drives that is a total creep. Is he?" I said I didn't know who it was. It was my car. FML
by mycar / 08/20/2013 at 1:40pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
- Today, my girlfriend's phone was stolen. I have no idea who I've been sexting the entire afternoon.… Today, my intoxicated husband asked my very conservative parents how their sex life is now that all… Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, some homeless person came up to the window and started…