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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 March 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 277
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About s3kShUn47 : Just an average 15 year old guy.... I play soccer, drums and I snowboard quite often. I occasionally play on PSN and I have an annoying, aggressive but lovable 6 year old brother.
Kik: s3kShUn14 if you ever feel like talking. I've almost always got time

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s3kShUn47's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend broke the bed pretending to be a caterpillar. FML

#21300031
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25093) - you deserved it (2794)

On 11/16/2014 at 4:44am - love - by tine - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my neighbor's five-year-old rode his tricycle into a history diorama I had spent days slaving over. When I confronted him, he just said, "Vroom vroom muthafucka." FML

Today, I looked at my twelve-year-old daughter's test. One of the question was, "When is a good time to worry about your parents?" Her answer was, "When they take selfies, because selfies aren't made for old people." FML

#21292082
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29813) - you deserved it (5568)

On 11/04/2014 at 4:48pm - kids - by The Selfie Parent - Canada (Newfoundland)

Today, I was waiting at a traffic light next to an ice cream van. The man in it turned to me and winked, making sexual hand gestures. I felt my childhood die horribly as I watched. FML

#21284616
71 comments

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On 10/24/2014 at 8:30pm - love - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I got in an argument with my teacher for always comparing me to my sister that she had a few years before. After I said, "I'm not my sister so please stop comparing me to her," she responded, "Of course you're not your sister, I actually like your sister." FML

#21283210
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33655) - you deserved it (4975)

On 10/22/2014 at 4:55pm - misc - by Not so much of a teachers pet - United States

Today, after my dad trying every bait, hormone, and poison, the cockroaches in this apartment have gone crazy. They are trying to kill themselves. One tried to commit suicide, by suffocation, in my mouth this morning. FML

#21282365
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35639) - you deserved it (3132)

On 10/21/2014 at 11:42am - misc - by youngboob (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was pulled over for distracted driving. I'd been eating a donut. Let's just say the officer didn't appreciate being offered one. FML

#21223797
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40542) - you deserved it (14487)

On 07/29/2014 at 2:20pm - misc - by fatty magoo - United States (Washington)

Today, my friend told me he had just robbed a bank and needed a place to hide. Thinking he was joking, I let him in so we could hang out. 15 minutes later, the cops storm into my apartment. Now I'm an accomplice in a crime I thought was a joke. FML

#20718656
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58194) - you deserved it (16062)

On 06/10/2013 at 11:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, after discovering that our son is already sexually active, I asked my husband to have a talk with him. "Remember, son, it's all about the clit", wasn't what I had in mind. FML

#20713183
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60991) - you deserved it (13820)

On 06/08/2013 at 6:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I tried lying to my parents for the first time. My mother is a neuroscientist and my father is a psychologist. Somehow, they managed to make me admit that I was lying before I'd even finished. FML

#20646351
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30863) - you deserved it (39801)

On 05/06/2013 at 8:52pm - misc - by blondie107 - United States (Texas)

Today, I sat on my balls while at a restaurant. As I was wincing in pain and readjusting myself, my girlfriend came and sat on my lap. She landed directly on my nuts. After a minute or two, I stood up, only to rack myself once again on the corner of the table. FML

Today, I started dating a seemingly normal guy. Not even four hours into our relationship, he began telling me that he can see spirits, dead people, and that I have a large black dog following me everywhere I go. FML

#20155774
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21442) - you deserved it (2504)

On 11/08/2012 at 11:53pm - love - by holyshitbatman - United States (Ohio)

Today, I came home to find my eight-year-old son had basically set fire to the kitchen, after trying to practice some kind of stupid shit he'd seen on TV called "fire bending." FML

#20083631
358 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20919) - you deserved it (8833)

On 09/22/2012 at 2:11pm - kids - by SadDad (man) - United States (Virginia)



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