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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 March 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 358
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About s3kShUn47 : Just an average 15 year old guy.... I play soccer, drums and I snowboard quite often. I occasionally play on PSN and I have an annoying, aggressive but lovable 6 year old brother.
Kik: s3kShUn14 if you ever feel like talking. I've almost always got time

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s3kShUn47's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up to the lovely sounds of goats having escaped their pen and climbed onto the roof. Again. FML

Today, during a moment of silence in front of the entire high school during my band concert, I managed to hit the stand with my flute, and loudly scrambled to catch it before it fell over. I've never had so many people look at me. FML

#21309681
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25812) - you deserved it (3116)

On 12/01/2014 at 9:06pm - misc - by Silverfeathery -

Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML

#21308108
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27957) - you deserved it (5789)

On 11/29/2014 at 12:03pm - intimacy - by come on man (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at a club and caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up and came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" and walked away. FML

#21304109
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32694) - you deserved it (3043)

On 11/22/2014 at 8:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I asked my dad if he thought my dress was nice, and if guys would go for me. He replied, "Shit, depends on how drunk they are." FML

#21303377
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31351) - you deserved it (4104)

On 11/21/2014 at 3:07pm - misc - by Veronica - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend broke the bed pretending to be a caterpillar. FML

#21300031
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27482) - you deserved it (2962)

On 11/16/2014 at 4:44am - love - by tine - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my neighbor's five-year-old rode his tricycle into a history diorama I had spent days slaving over. When I confronted him, he just said, "Vroom vroom muthafucka." FML

Today, I looked at my twelve-year-old daughter's test. One of the question was, "When is a good time to worry about your parents?" Her answer was, "When they take selfies, because selfies aren't made for old people." FML

#21292082
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30036) - you deserved it (5585)

On 11/04/2014 at 4:48pm - kids - by The Selfie Parent - Canada (Newfoundland)

Today, I was waiting at a traffic light next to an ice cream van. The man in it turned to me and winked, making sexual hand gestures. I felt my childhood die horribly as I watched. FML

#21284616
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33024) - you deserved it (2421)

On 10/24/2014 at 8:30pm - love - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I got in an argument with my teacher for always comparing me to my sister that she had a few years before. After I said, "I'm not my sister so please stop comparing me to her," she responded, "Of course you're not your sister, I actually like your sister." FML

#21283210
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33706) - you deserved it (4978)

On 10/22/2014 at 4:55pm - misc - by Not so much of a teachers pet - United States

Today, after my dad trying every bait, hormone, and poison, the cockroaches in this apartment have gone crazy. They are trying to kill themselves. One tried to commit suicide, by suffocation, in my mouth this morning. FML

#21282365
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35678) - you deserved it (3135)

On 10/21/2014 at 11:42am - misc - by youngboob (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was pulled over for distracted driving. I'd been eating a donut. Let's just say the officer didn't appreciate being offered one. FML

#21223797
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40562) - you deserved it (14491)

On 07/29/2014 at 2:20pm - misc - by fatty magoo - United States (Washington)

Today, my friend told me he had just robbed a bank and needed a place to hide. Thinking he was joking, I let him in so we could hang out. 15 minutes later, the cops storm into my apartment. Now I'm an accomplice in a crime I thought was a joke. FML

#20718656
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58228) - you deserved it (16071)

On 06/10/2013 at 11:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)



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