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  • Town/Country : Pittsburg, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 November 1991 (24 years)
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Today, my brother said he was cleaning his room. When I walked in, he was giving my cousin a blowjob. FML


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On 08/29/2015 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend writes erotic fiction describing all of my moves in intimate detail. The whole internet gets to critique my entire sexual repertoire. FML


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On 08/06/2015 at 10:55pm - intimacy - by Notsurewhattofeelaboutthis (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while in the waiting room at the dentist's office, I looked up at the news on the TV to see my husband's mugshot. FML


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On 07/19/2015 at 5:02am - misc - by wtf did he do - United States (Alaska)

Today, my mom and step-dad tore my room apart looking for the stash of drugs they thought I had. I've never touched drugs in my life, and I guess they believe me now. Didn't stop them from making me clean up the mess they made, though. FML


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On 01/02/2015 at 2:23pm - misc - by tokinallday - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I came out to my parents. I don't really fit any stereotype, I'm just an average guy who happens to be into guys. Ten minutes later, I overheard my mother say to my step-dad, "Should we redecorate his room pink?" FML


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