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ryguy997
  • Town/Country : North Vancouver, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1652
  • Number of comments : 449
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

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Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML

#9184901 (388)

I agree, your life sucks (42939) - you deserved it (4389)

On 03/18/2010 at 11:22am - health - by human torch - United States

Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML

#9127255 (502)

I agree, your life sucks (47603) - you deserved it (9592)

On 03/16/2010 at 6:55am - love - by hater -

Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML

#9110965 (245)

I agree, your life sucks (30846) - you deserved it (6136)

On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out my boyfriend thinks I'm too high maintenance because I have a chronic illness which requires frequent hospitalization. FML

#9059310 (196)

I agree, your life sucks (21317) - you deserved it (1950)

On 03/13/2010 at 10:17pm - health - by bobby - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I woke up crying in the middle of a nightmare in which my boyfriend of 8 months shot me through the heart whilst laughing as I screamed 'I Love You'. After I told him about this, he took me into his arms as I cried, stroked my back and said, 'What kind of gun was it?' FML

#9019177 (291)

I agree, your life sucks (21167) - you deserved it (4687)

On 03/12/2010 at 8:17am - love - by justlittleoldme (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire. FML

#8956566 (204)

I agree, your life sucks (14139) - you deserved it (1491)

On 03/09/2010 at 9:07pm - misc - by Al (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out exactly what Ducolax stool softener is all about. Holy colon cleanse Batman! FML

#8797519 (139)

I agree, your life sucks (3573) - you deserved it (13335)

On 03/03/2010 at 11:34am - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML

#8775610 (202)

I agree, your life sucks (17497) - you deserved it (1491)

On 03/02/2010 at 4:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML

#8698914 (192)

I agree, your life sucks (5825) - you deserved it (17232)

On 02/27/2010 at 8:11pm - misc - by volleyballgirl - United States

Today, I realized that the only things I gained from my masters programs are more debt and the knowledge that you can use a semicolon in a list. FML

#8437472 (102)

I agree, your life sucks (12487) - you deserved it (3505)

On 02/19/2010 at 7:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my grandmother decided to tell me about her past as a prostitute. In full detail. FML

#8365042 (117)

I agree, your life sucks (14317) - you deserved it (1488)

On 02/17/2010 at 1:40am - intimacy - by thatssickkk - United States (California)

Today, like all days, my cat brought something to my doorstep. Usually it's a slew of dead mice; but today he decided to bring this big, ugly snake. I'm always the only one in my family 'brave' enough to go fetch our cat's gift. It took until lifting it up to realize the snake wasn't dead. FML

#8309732 (111)

I agree, your life sucks (15158) - you deserved it (1623)

On 02/15/2010 at 7:08pm - animals - by Mary (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, I received a bouquet of flowers. I thought they might be from my crush, so I excitedly opened the card. It was from my druggie ex-boyfriend, who apparently can't move on with his life even after three years. The contents of the card? "Baby, I got you like a habit, and I can't give you up". FML

#8250207 (117)

I agree, your life sucks (14320) - you deserved it (1988)

On 02/14/2010 at 1:52pm - love - by RosesAreRed (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my youngest son had to have stitches in his chin. He did great, I passed out. FML

#7844166 (80)

I agree, your life sucks (12555) - you deserved it (4846)

On 02/03/2010 at 11:02am - health - by Sherlock - Sent from mobile version

Today, I ran into my ex's family, and found out they are going to Europe. Funnily enough, so am I. Even funnier is the fact that we are going on the same date, at the same time, on the same flights, and the tour starts on the same day in the same place. FML

#7810675 (141)

I agree, your life sucks (26107) - you deserved it (2280)

On 02/02/2010 at 9:08am - misc - by jacques (man) - Australia (Queensland)