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Today, my idiot horse decided to grab a mouthful of stinging nettles while I was riding him. He panicked at the burning sensation in his mouth and bucked me off. Don't worry, though, my fall was cushioned, by the nettles. FML


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On 06/07/2013 at 9:25am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, the power was out. I tried to explain to my boyfriend that he wouldn't be able to watch any TV until the power came back on. His response was, "But we have Netflix." FML


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On 04/08/2013 at 5:51pm - misc - by Zxz - Canada

Today, a four-year-old said a word that I didn't know the meaning of. I had to look up the definition. FML


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On 01/17/2013 at 9:31pm - kids - by walkingdictionary - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my seven-year-old told me to lose weight. Her reason? There's a family fun day coming up at her school and she is embarrassed. FML


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On 04/11/2012 at 1:04am - kids - by vanessax (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I went to my Christian accountability partner from church to talk about continuing to maintain Christian values. We had sex. Oh, the irony. FML


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On 04/05/2012 at 12:17am - intimacy - by Badchristian (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "no", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "deal." FML


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On 09/16/2010 at 9:30pm - love - by ccblock (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML


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On 02/05/2009 at 6:41am - work - by fml (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML


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