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Today, our family dog died. A couple of hours after the death, my mother-in-law slapped my crying five year old son over the head and told him to "Man up." She totally refuses to admit she did anything wrong. FML
by WittyMoron / 07/01/2015 at 2:10pm / United Kingdom / Kids
by random875 / 01/07/2015 at 1:03am / United States (Maryland) / Health
Today, my idiot horse decided to grab a mouthful of stinging nettles while I was riding him. He panicked at the burning sensation in his mouth and bucked me off. Don't worry, though, my fall was cushioned, by the nettles. FML
by Anonymous / 06/07/2013 at 9:25am / United States (California) / Animals
by Zxz / 04/08/2013 at 5:51pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
by walkingdictionary / 01/17/2013 at 9:31pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by vanessax / 04/11/2012 at 1:04am / United States (Indiana) / Kids
by Badchristian / 04/05/2012 at 12:17am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by ccblock / 09/16/2010 at 9:30pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by fml / 02/05/2009 at 6:41am / United States (Tennessee) / Work
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