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by Anonymous / 09/13/2016 at 12:33pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by Raptorcake / 08/15/2016 at 8:50am / Australia (Australian Capital Territory) / Holidays
Today, I went to a store to buy some noodles, but hey were out so I left empty handed. When I left, the store the alarm went off so I was called back in, and they searched my bag. They didn't find any stolen goods. They did find a dead mouse my cat must have left for me, though. FML
by NotAThief / 08/14/2016 at 6:03pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by Maddii1112 / 08/10/2016 at 3:28pm / United States / Love
Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML
by longest minute / 05/25/2016 at 7:28am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/20/2016 at 12:59pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by LucyLollipop / 05/16/2016 at 3:16pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anon / 04/28/2016 at 4:27pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love
Today, my girlfriend dumped me by text for another man while I was at work. While I worked the drive-thru, a customer noticed me choking back my tears and said "I'd be cryin' too if I worked your dead-end job." FML
by fuck off, for real / 04/03/2016 at 9:26am / United States (Kentucky) / Love
Today, I took my boyfriend of 2 years on a family vacation to meet my family for the first time. We all got really drunk and he made out with my dad. This was day one and we don't fly back for another 16 days. FML
by Anonymous / 04/02/2016 at 1:48pm / United States (Oregon) / Holidays
by Anonymous / 03/29/2016 at 11:37pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
by momlife / 03/28/2016 at 4:45pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Oh / 03/22/2016 at 6:36pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/28/2016 at 6:06am / United States (Tennessee) / Health
by OhDearGodGrandad / 02/07/2016 at 12:59pm / United Kingdom (Redbridge) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…