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by Anonymous / 05/20/2016 at 12:59pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by LucyLollipop / 05/16/2016 at 3:16pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anon / 04/28/2016 at 4:27pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love
Today, my girlfriend dumped me by text for another man while I was at work. While I worked the drive-thru, a customer noticed me choking back my tears and said "I'd be cryin' too if I worked your dead-end job." FML
by fuck off, for real / 04/03/2016 at 9:26am / United States (Kentucky) / Love
Today, I took my boyfriend of 2 years on a family vacation to meet my family for the first time. We all got really drunk and he made out with my dad. This was day one and we don't fly back for another 16 days. FML
by Anonymous / 04/02/2016 at 1:48pm / United States (Oregon) / Holidays
by Anonymous / 03/29/2016 at 11:37pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
by momlife / 03/28/2016 at 4:45pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Oh / 03/22/2016 at 6:36pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/28/2016 at 6:06am / United States (Tennessee) / Health
by OhDearGodGrandad / 02/07/2016 at 12:59pm / United Kingdom (Redbridge) / Intimacy
Today, my fiancée was asleep, so I decided to spoon her from behind and cup her boobs to wake her up nicely. She responded by yelling, "THE TOAST!" and elbowing me in the face whilst still asleep. FML
by mouse_13 / 01/15/2016 at 1:28am / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Intimacy
Today, after dating my girlfriend for a while, I had a realization. She often says things like, "You're my favorite!" and scratches my beard, which I appreciated affectionately. Upon meeting her pets, it dawned on me that I am just another one of her cats. FML
by Jack / 01/09/2016 at 9:07pm / United States (Minnesota) / Love
by PerturbedStudent / 12/09/2015 at 6:42pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by unemployed-dude / 12/08/2015 at 1:17am / Australia (Victoria) / Work