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russianspy1234
  • Town/Country : San Diego, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 May 1986 (27 years)
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  • Number of comments : 230
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Today, I was going to a stoplight party. Green shirt=single, yellow=hard to get and red=taken. I show up wearing a red shirt and I see my boyfriend in a green shirt. Thinking it was a mistake, I ask him jokingly why he isn't wearing red. He looks at me weird and says, "Oh, you didn't get my text?" FML

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On 03/27/2009 at 12:47pm - misc - by 1234567898765432 - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had one of the worst panic attacks in years. I was worried nobody cared about me and that I had completely messed up my life. I was hyperventilating and crying hysterically. My mom walked by my room, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make those noises, at least shut the door." FML

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On 03/15/2009 at 11:38pm - misc - by Screwed (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, My girlfriend who I've been dating for over a year was going to Florida for a short trip with a few friends without me since I couldn't get work off. She asked me to put her iPod in her bag for her as she was almost ready to walk out the door. Thats when I saw she packed 10 condoms with her. FML

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On 03/14/2009 at 2:25pm - love - by that1guy (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML

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On 02/12/2009 at 2:45am - misc - by alhummel21 (man) - United States (California)



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