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russellboy
  • Town/Country : flordia, Unites States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 July 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 221
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About russellboy : Name: Russell Rigg
Age: 18
Job: pro golfer
Any other info just text me 1 863 991 3615 :)

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Today, I was following my friend to her house in my car, because I didn't know where it was. I'd been following her for at least an hour when she pulled into a gas station. Turns out I'd been following the wrong car. I have no idea where I am. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25782) - you deserved it (9065)

On 11/12/2011 at 1:43am - misc - by friedchicken - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to have sex with a piece of fruit. FML

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321 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39075) - you deserved it (7374)

On 11/08/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by lunarstrain - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML

#18032391
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33068) - you deserved it (2814)

On 10/20/2011 at 5:18pm - love - by cmd102 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, this weird girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, "This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110." She replied, "You spelt temporary wrong." FML

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122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9556) - you deserved it (57317)

On 10/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by tommyboy783 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I walked in on my cat trying to mate with my favorite sweater. FML

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138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23123) - you deserved it (6133)

On 07/31/2010 at 1:04pm - intimacy - by anon - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I was volunteering at a zoo event for special needs kids. My job was to dress up in a kangaroo costume and greet the kids. One kid came up and said "You're not real!" and kicked me in the nuts. FML

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On 06/13/2009 at 10:42am - kids - by Hackmanjones (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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