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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 July 1989 (27 years old)
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  • Number of visits : 1877
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Visits<b>JRG72</b> - the 05/16/2009 at 7:46pm

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Today, I went out for a smoke break. A homeless person walks up to me and asks for a cig. As I pull out my pack he says "Oh... Menthols... no I don't smoke that cheap shit". I was called cheap by a hobo. FML

by Kaboom / 04/21/2009 at 8:52am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, I told my morbidly obese teacher that he had mustard on his chin. He tried to wipe it off and I said without thinking "No, your other chin." FML

by anonymous / 04/21/2009 at 1:42am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I told my girlfriend I was quitting the town baseball team. She said "Great. Now we can get someone with actual talent on the team." I laughed because I thought she was joking. She then replied "What's so funny?" FML

by xxbobsan / 04/21/2009 at 1:17am / United States (Connecticut) / Love