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rups
  • Town/Country : Union, NJ, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 August 1987 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 288
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About rups : Am a IT student...
Love to travel, read and meet new people...
Don't be afraid to msg me... :)

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Today, I found out that my company is paying more for hors d'oeuvres at one party than I will receive for my entire year long internship. FML

#17579253
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17238) - you deserved it (2135)

On 08/25/2011 at 5:55pm - work - by OfficeSlave (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML

#16408743
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14808) - you deserved it (33652)

On 05/29/2011 at 9:59pm - misc - by hs (woman) - United States

Today, I had to give a 63 year old man a shot. He started bawling before I even brought out the needle. I tried to get him calm down. Then he grabbed the needle, threw it at me and ran out the door. FML

#16365473
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24041) - you deserved it (2094)

On 05/26/2011 at 11:05pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I had to give a 63 year old man a shot. He started bawling before I even brought out the needle. I tried to get him calm down. Then he grabbed the needle, threw it at me and ran out the door. FML

#16365473
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24041) - you deserved it (2094)

On 05/26/2011 at 11:05pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I saw a firework show. In my kitchen. When my stove blew up. FML

#16364956
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25050) - you deserved it (2990)

On 05/26/2011 at 10:39pm - misc - by Username -

Today, I saw a firework show. In my kitchen. When my stove blew up. FML

#16364956
78 comments

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On 05/26/2011 at 10:39pm - misc - by Username -

Today, I went to a restaurant and sat at the last available table, which had a seat available across from me. A cute girl approached and asked if she could sit down, so I said "Sure" and made some room. She then asked "You're leaving, right?" FML

#16361909
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27543) - you deserved it (2443)

On 05/26/2011 at 7:36pm - misc - by StatusSearch (man) - United States (California)

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