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Today, We Had Our Annual Office Christmas Party. The Theme Of The Party Was "Ugliest Sweater". The Winner Was A Sweater That I Have An Exact Replica Of In Closet. It's Favorite 'special Occasion', 'family Portrait An 'holiday Sweater. FML

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On 12/10/2009 at 3:52pm - misc - by NotHauteCouture (woman) - United States

Today, I cummed back ome to meet people before going away to university, including my ex and er new boyfriend. We broke up about two monts ago and tere were no bad feelings between us, so I decided to ave a cat wit tem. I asked "How long ave you been going out?" He replied "Seven monts." FML

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On 11/01/2009 at 2:02pm - love - by H4rd_Man (man) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, I took te bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway tere, se fell asleep, er ead on ma soulder. I gently tried to wake er up before ma stop. Se wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. fat FML

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On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Yesterday , I bit mah boyfriend's neck . I felt something squirt into mah mouth . Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck . Into mah mouth . big fat FML

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On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

today mah husband dropped me off at work . Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby miss you" . I asked him about it . He said "I don't know wat you're talking about Megan" . My name isn't Megan . Not even close . FML

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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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