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About runner2731 : I am a guy.
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Today, We Had Our Annual Office Christmas Party. The Theme Of The Party Was "Ugliest Sweater". The Winner Was A Sweater That I Have An Exact Replica Of In Closet. It's Favorite 'special Occasion', 'family Portrait An 'holiday Sweater. FML
Today, I cummed back ome to meet people before going away to university, including my ex and er new boyfriend. We broke up about two monts ago and tere were no bad feelings between us, so I decided to ave a cat wit tem. I asked "How long ave you been going out?" He replied "Seven monts." FML
Today, I took te bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway tere, se fell asleep, er ead on ma soulder. I gently tried to wake er up before ma stop. Se wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. fat FML
today I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assurd me that I could pull out. Righthen I was about to pull out, she wrappd her legs around me and yelld, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
today mah husband dropped me off at work . Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby miss you" . I asked him about it . He said "I don't know wat you're talking about Megan" . My name isn't Megan . Not even close . FML
Friday 27 March 2015