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  • Town/Country : Durham, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 June 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 601
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Today, the police called and told me that they had Alex in custody. Apparently, she had public sex with another woman and wants me to come bail her out. Alex is my mom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21540) - you deserved it (1930)

On 12/29/2009 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by runescapeftw (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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