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About runamile : I'm really laid back and quiet but I love being outside and I can be somewhat of an adrenaline junkie. Jumping out of planes, snorkeling, scuba diving, hiking,and canoeing are all my thing and I'll try almost anything once. I've not a girly girl, I love video games too much and can be a total nerd at times. I'm a biology major and hope to go to vet school, have my fingers crossed anyway. I like smiley faces and people who have a sense of humor and don't take everything you say literally. I Love to travel and experience different cultures all while learning about how other people live. I'm big into sports, especially Running, Hockey, UFC, and Football. Ignorant people annoy me greatly, I'm happy to listen to what you have to say but you better know what you are talking about. Anything you want to know, you can ask but it doesn't mean I have the answer :P
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Today, my girlfriend sexted me for the first time in months. Half way through reading it I was getting kind of hot. Then I found a spelling mistake and all I could think to do was correct her. She won't talk to me. FML
Today, after buying some groceries, I walked back to my car. After trying several times to get in the door, I finally look up and see a terrified little boy holding onto his teacup poodle for dear life, frantically waving me away. My car was two spots over. FML
Friday 22 May 2015