About runamile : I'm really laid back and quiet but I love being outside and I can be somewhat of an adrenaline junkie. Jumping out of planes, snorkeling, scuba diving, hiking,and canoeing are all my thing and I'll try almost anything once. I've not a girly girl, I love video games too much and can be a total nerd at times. I'm a biology major and hope to go to vet school, have my fingers crossed anyway. I like smiley faces and people who have a sense of humor and don't take everything you say literally. I Love to travel and experience different cultures all while learning about how other people live. I'm big into sports, especially Running, Hockey, UFC, and Football. Ignorant people annoy me greatly, I'm happy to listen to what you have to say but you better know what you are talking about. Anything you want to know, you can ask but it doesn't mean I have the answer :P
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Today, my boyfriend let me know that when we met, he wouldn't have even talked to me if I was as fat as I am now. But lucky for me, he stays with me because, "there's love or something." FML
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On 09/06/2011 at 11:11am - love - by emopoe - United States
Today, my dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but I ran after him anyway. Thinking I had caught up to him, I grabbed him. It wasn't my dog. It was a skunk. FML
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On 09/05/2011 at 12:04am - animals - by stinky skunk - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my girlfriend sexted me for the first time in months. Half way through reading it I was getting kind of hot. Then I found a spelling mistake and all I could think to do was correct her. She won't talk to me. FML
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On 08/20/2011 at 12:58am - intimacy - by KiDCuSHi - Canada (Ontario)
Today, a stoned man tried to break into my house. Naked. FML
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On 04/10/2011 at 2:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML
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On 04/08/2011 at 11:30am - health - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML
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Today, after buying some groceries, I walked back to my car. After trying several times to get in the door, I finally look up and see a terrified little boy holding onto his teacup poodle for dear life, frantically waving me away. My car was two spots over. FML
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On 12/18/2010 at 10:20pm - misc - by me - United States
Today, my boyfriend decided he hates my male best friend because they have "conflicting interests." My best friend's response? "What's his gamertag so I can shoot him in Halo?" FML
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On 10/28/2010 at 8:58pm - misc - by MissTrix - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)
Today, my dad asked me for a word that rhymes with vagina. He was filling out an anniversary card for my mom. FML
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On 10/27/2010 at 1:59pm - intimacy - by nothingdoes (woman) - United States
Today, I was rushed to the hospital to deliver my child. On the way, I called my husband who was in a bar with his friends. Drunk, he just yelled, "BROS BEFORE HOS!!" and hung up. FML
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On 10/04/2010 at 5:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I found out that we have six skunks under my shed. While I was mowing the lawn, they all came out and sprayed me. FML
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On 06/17/2010 at 12:12pm - misc - by pritch44 - United States (Indiana)
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