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Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (72163) - you deserved it (7426)

On 02/01/2010 at 5:23am - misc - by doesnttastegood (woman) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

Today, at my school, the student council is trying to raise $5000 for Haiti. They are doing so by playing the song from High School Musical in the hallways and cafeteria everyday until they get the money. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28946) - you deserved it (2710)

On 01/27/2010 at 12:07am - misc - by evil - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my girlfriend asked me "is it in yet?". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17466) - you deserved it (4084)

On 01/14/2010 at 9:06am - intimacy - by anun (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out that pinching the tip of the condom before you roll it down to the base is NOT a suggestion. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3231) - you deserved it (12028)

On 01/10/2010 at 10:33pm - intimacy - by Drewzter (man) - United States (California)

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (284926) - you deserved it (55474)

On 03/06/2009 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)