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About rugbyguy : I Play rugby the greatest sport in the world and I am also a combat medic in the US army
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Today, I tried to put the little girl I babysit in timeout for lying to me. I was about to sit her down when she made a mad dash for the basement stairs, slipped on the wood floor, and fell down them. She told her parents and everyone at the ER that I had thrown her down the stairs. FML
Friday 1 May 2015