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Today, I finally felt the effect of a laxative that I took last night. This morning,hen I was in the dentist's chair. FML

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On 11/24/2010 at 10:40am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I askd mah boyfriend what celebrity I look like!! He thought long an hard, then said "Sarah Jessica Parker." I gaspd an told him that I fine her extremely hideous!! He replid "So do I." FML

#13879750
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On 11/17/2010 at 7:26pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I turned te sower on te ottest setting so it would warm up quickly . I started to sing and dance around te batroom . I got too carried away and pelvic trusted te water, wic I adn't turned back down . fat FML

#12513717
152 comments

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On 08/14/2010 at 2:27am - health - by Fire_Crotch (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today... I dislocatd my shoulder. How? I went to a party with some friends and they each bet me $20 I couldn't lick my elbow. I guess I provd them wrong. FML

#12095964
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On 07/25/2010 at 1:06am - health - by one_BAMF - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, I RECEIVED A LETTER IN TE MAIL. TE LETTER WAS FROM A WOMANO EXPLAINED TO ME EVERY SINGLE DETAIL OF A TREE MONT AFFAIR SE AD WIT MY USBAND. SE INCLUDED PICTURES. FML

#8375292
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On 02/17/2010 at 2:49pm - love - by tj85 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY... I TOOK MAH CAT TO THE VET. HE SAID HE FELT A STRANGE LUMP THAT COULD BE SERIOUS. I GOT REALLY UPSET AND PICKD HER UP... CRYING. THE VET THEN TOLD ME I HAD TO PUT HER DOWN. ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATD BY HAVING TO EUTHANIZE MAH CAT... I PASSD OUT. HE MEANT I HAD TO PUT HER BACK ON THE TABLE. FML

#7932396
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On 02/06/2010 at 10:19am - animals - by sadcat (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I woke up with a cordless drill on my bed . The one I lent my neighbour last week . FML

#7606861
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On 01/27/2010 at 2:41am - misc - by Brummsta (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, a woman pushd me at the bar and told me how much she's always hatd me . She was mah grade five teacher . FML

#6812281
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On 12/18/2009 at 3:44pm - misc - by flurina (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Yesterday... a spider crawled across my glasses' lens. My first reaction was to smack myself in te face. looool real FML

#6793560
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On 12/17/2009 at 2:09pm - animals - by ohmy (woman) - Canada

YESTERDAY I WAS THE PARAMEDIC AT THE SCENE OF A CAR ACCIDENT. ONE LADY WAS HURT, AND WE HAD TROUBLE GETTING ANY INFORMATION FROM HER AS SHE WAS SOBBING. I RADIOED IN THE DETAILS AND SAID "...A LADY IN HER MID 30'S, ETA 10 MINUTES." SHE STOPPED CRYING, SLAPPED ME, AND SAID, "I'M 28." FML

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108 comments

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On 11/17/2009 at 6:16am - work - by Paramedic (man) - United Kingdom (Rochdale)

Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It looool was parked. FML

#6002557
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On 10/26/2009 at 2:35am - misc - by munchkin - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was taking a piss in a port-o-john an thought it would be a good idea to aim at a bee I saw buzzing around. The bee thought it would be a better idea to sting me on the knob. FML

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On 08/31/2009 at 12:28pm - misc - by Bee (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I Found Out That The Horrific Smell Coming From Somewhere In My Kitchen Was A Rotting Dead Mouse In My Dishwasher!! I Have Been Eating Off Plates Washd In Dead-mouse Water 4 The Past Week!! FML

#4830976
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On 08/26/2009 at 4:44am - misc - by hantavirus (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today... I want fir a jog. Whila passing by my naighbor's housa... thair six yaar old son startad throwing paanuts at ma scraaming... "I hopa this kills you!" bacausa I'm allargic to paanuts. FML

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On 08/25/2009 at 8:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, It Was My Wedding Day. I Had My Butt Clenched During The Ceremony. I Was Giving My Husband The Ring, But Dropped It. When I Went To Retrieve It, I Let A Huge One Ripe. My Husband Yelled "she Likes To Eat Beans." FML

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On 07/11/2009 at 12:41pm - misc - by 1234 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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