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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 8175
  • Number of comments : 167
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About rttr : Hey, what's up! I like Halo, The Elder Scrolls, basketball, reading, and biking.
I apologize for grammar/spelling mistakes. I'm on my phone.
Have a good day!

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rttr's favorite FMLs

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

#5971650
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33719) - you deserved it (5434)

On 10/24/2009 at 8:20am - misc - by nnnaaazzz - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML

#5811871
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8797) - you deserved it (106945)

On 10/13/2009 at 2:54am - love - by PanFace (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, the traffic court judge didn't believe my three witnesses and two security cameras that proved I was innocent. He claimed a cop would never lie, and that the dashboard security cameras, which the cop brought in, were somehow edited by me. I was fined $1,000 and my license was suspended. FML

Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML

#5408383
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46703) - you deserved it (3061)

On 09/22/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by wait..what (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML

#5407615
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38329) - you deserved it (15401)

On 09/22/2009 at 12:27am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, a very good friend of mine said he had a question to ask me. Jokingly, I threw my arms around his neck and said, "Oh yes, yes, a thousand times yes!" When I sat back down, I saw tears in his eyes, and he said, "You've made me the happiest man alive" as he pulled a small box out of his coat. FML

#4340185
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28487) - you deserved it (101409)

On 08/06/2009 at 5:25pm - love - by dundundadumb (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got very dressed up and was excited for my uncle's wedding. While standing in line for photos, I heard my dad's voice from behind me say "Who's the hot chick in the brown dress?" My uncle responds "Uh, that's your daughter." Silence. FML

#3967657
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72454) - you deserved it (4481)

On 07/23/2009 at 12:26am - misc - by Rory (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while going through airport security the lady asked why I folded everything so small. I said that I was going away for a month and needed to fit a lot of stuff in only one bag. She smiled, nodded and then dumped my luggage to search for "drugs and other illegal teen things." FML

#3811279
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49904) - you deserved it (2935)

On 07/16/2009 at 7:39pm - misc - by search_me (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was at the mall with my boyfriend and 2 friends. My uncle passed by me in the mall. He said "What are you baby-sitting or something?" He pointed to the merry-go-round. My boyfriend was sitting on the giraffe yelling at the top of his lungs. FML

#3333969
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47989) - you deserved it (12027)

On 06/29/2009 at 11:41am - misc - by merkris (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was riding the subway to work. Barely anyone was on because of how early it was. Me and this one guy in a trench coat were in the same cart. His stop came. He walked by me, flashed me, rubbed his penis on my arm, and then ran away really fast. FML

#3268493
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (129594) - you deserved it (9674)

On 06/27/2009 at 4:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Japan

Today, I finally thought that my mother was okay with me being a lesbian. Then, over dinner, she turns to me and says "So, do you still think you like girls, or are you going to start being normal again?" FML

#3237223
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52351) - you deserved it (10056)

On 06/26/2009 at 10:22am - love - by shouldhaveknown (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML

#2654949
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68485) - you deserved it (7668)

On 06/06/2009 at 7:18am - work - by foretwintie (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my friend had a Coke can on his desk in class. It was empty but I was thirsty so I picked it up thinking I could try to get that little bit of Coke always left at the bottom. When I took a sip I found out he had been picking his fingernails and putting them in the can. FML

#67274
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16954) - you deserved it (51642)

On 02/18/2009 at 9:29am - misc - by Thatkid (man) - Singapore



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