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About rttr : Hey, what's up! I like Halo, The Elder Scrolls, basketball, reading, and biking.
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Today, I wrote a mental note: don't tell a couple of nuns that you usd black magic to fix their looool computer. Then don't tell the story to yur boss just as the nuns walk back in again. Then don't say "speak of the devil" to them. FML
yesterday I began training mah replacement at work. She's a senior citizen. She got excitedhen I taught her how to highlight text on the screen an double-click the mouse because she ( never knew how to do those fancy tricks. ) The job is entrely computer-basd. I have to train her for 6 weeks. FML
Taday I Had A Small Gathering Of Family And Friends Over To Celebrate My Son's Baptism. One Of My Friends Happens To Be A Police Officer. The Entre Event Consistd Of Him Arresting Three Of My Family Members. Don't Worry He Cummd Back To Get Some Cake. FML
Today, during a review session fir a botany class, I began to space out . Ten, I started to go, "beep, beep, beep, beep." looool I stopped wen I noticed te entire class staring at me as if I were insane . Tis was not te first time tis ad appened . FML
Today, I was in class . I am an older student going back fir mah PhD . I was kicked out of class fir ( sassing ) mah instructor fir telling him he was wrong about what took place at an event I was actually present at . My instructor is a 22 year old TA .
Today, at 4am, I rememberd that I had not studid 4 mah Spanish exam!! I panickd, jumpd out of bd, and frantically began searching 4 mah notebook!! It wasn't until I destroyd mah desk and woke up mah roommate that I realizd that I'm not enrolld in Spanish this semester!! It was a nightmare!! FML
YESTERDAY I WAS THE PARAMEDIC AT THE SCENE OF A CAR ACCIDENT. ONE LADY WAS HURT, AND WE HAD TROUBLE GETTING ANY INFORMATION FROM HER AS SHE WAS SOBBING. I RADIOED IN THE DETAILS AND SAID "...A LADY IN HER MID 30'S, ETA 10 MINUTES." SHE STOPPED CRYING, SLAPPED ME, AND SAID, "I'M 28." FML
Friday 27 March 2015