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rttr
  • Town/Country : Palo Alto, CA, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 857
  • Number of comments : 167
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About rttr : Hey, what's up! I like Halo, The Elder Scrolls, basketball, reading, and biking.
I apologize for grammar/spelling mistakes. I'm on my phone.
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Today, I wrote a mental note: don't tell a couple of nuns that you used black magic to fix their computer. Then don't tell the story to your boss just as the nuns walk back in again. Then don't say "speak of the devil" to them. FML

#14647834
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8892) - you deserved it (30536)

On 01/20/2011 at 5:55am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML

#14549373
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35139) - you deserved it (3015)

On 01/11/2011 at 11:04pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while at a family gathering for New Years, my aunt said she needed a flat surface to write on. My dad immediately piped up, "Why don't you use Samantha's chest?" I'm Samantha. I'm also 18. FML

#14412798
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29342) - you deserved it (2910)

On 12/31/2010 at 7:05pm - misc - by ilik3catz (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I began training my replacement at work. She's a senior citizen. She got excited when I taught her how to highlight text on the screen and double-click the mouse because she "never knew how to do those fancy tricks." The job is entirely computer-based. I have to train her for 6 weeks. FML

#13869223
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22195) - you deserved it (2075)

On 11/16/2010 at 8:34pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, b*tch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML

#13827261
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11053) - you deserved it (48255)

On 11/13/2010 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had a small gathering of family and friends over to celebrate my son's baptism. One of my friends happens to be a police officer. The entire event consisted of him arresting three of my family members. Don't worry, he came back to get some cake. FML

#13756380
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21018) - you deserved it (3500)

On 11/07/2010 at 8:09pm - misc - by jadehin (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mom was taking an online IQ test. To the question "On which continent is Canada located?" she responded "Antarctica." If intelligence is genetic, I'm screwed. FML

#12438050
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25769) - you deserved it (2359)

On 08/10/2010 at 7:19pm - misc - by Brandon (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was eating a hotdog. My huge Siberian Husky, upon becoming aware of this, jumped up on me. He forced his tongue into my mouth and ate the food I was in the middle of eating. FML

Today, my looks alone made a girl cry. FML

#8893190
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27241) - you deserved it (4260)

On 03/07/2010 at 1:54pm - misc - by SadFace (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, during a review session for a botany class, I began to space out. Then, I started to go, "beep, beep, beep, beep." I stopped when I noticed the entire class staring at me as if I were insane. This was not the first time this had happened. FML

#6691073
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7249) - you deserved it (29436)

On 12/10/2009 at 4:29am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to a stranger in my dorm room. He was naked and was peeing into my water bottle. He kept asking for Chris. I have no idea who Chris is. FML

#6613935
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29778) - you deserved it (2939)

On 12/05/2009 at 9:10am - misc - by thewallrules - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I was in class. I am an older student going back for my PhD. I was kicked out of class for "sassing" my instructor for telling him he was wrong about what took place at an event I was actually present at. My instructor is a 22 year old TA. FML

#6552021
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35012) - you deserved it (2995)

On 12/01/2009 at 2:49pm - misc - by sassman (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, at 4am, I remembered that I had not studied for my Spanish exam. I panicked, jumped out of bed, and frantically began searching for my notebook. It wasn't until I destroyed my desk and woke up my roommate that I realized that I'm not enrolled in Spanish this semester. It was a nightmare. FML

#6537885
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29482) - you deserved it (8483)

On 11/30/2009 at 7:19pm - misc - by Stressmess - United States (Vermont)

Today, I was the paramedic at the scene of a car accident. One lady was hurt, and we had trouble getting any information from her as she was sobbing. I radioed in the details and said "...a lady in her mid 30's, ETA 10 minutes." She stopped crying, slapped me, and said, "I'm 28." FML

#6338943
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33114) - you deserved it (3670)

On 11/17/2009 at 6:16am - work - by Paramedic (man) - United Kingdom (Rochdale)

Today, I searched myself on Facebook. I have a fan page made by some girl in Wisconsin. She has pictures of me on it. Can you say stalker? FML

#5996462
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29251) - you deserved it (3955)

On 10/25/2009 at 8:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)



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