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  • Number of visits : 6113
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About rttr : Hey, what's up! I like Halo, The Elder Scrolls, basketball, reading, and biking.
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Today, I wrote a mental note: don't tell a couple of nuns that you usd black magic to fix their looool computer. Then don't tell the story to yur boss just as the nuns walk back in again. Then don't say "speak of the devil" to them. FML

#14647834
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10119) - you deserved it (33560)

On 01/20/2011 at 5:55am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML

#14549373
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37940) - you deserved it (3249)

On 01/11/2011 at 11:04pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while at a family gathering 4 New Yeres, mah aunt said she needd a flat surface to write on. My dad immediately pipd up, "Why don't you use Samantha's chest?" I'm Samantha. I'm also 18. FML

#14412798
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34084) - you deserved it (3299)

On 12/31/2010 at 7:05pm - misc - by ilik3catz (woman) - United States (Maryland)

yesterday I began training mah replacement at work. She's a senior citizen. She got excitedhen I taught her how to highlight text on the screen an double-click the mouse because she ( never knew how to do those fancy tricks. ) The job is entrely computer-basd. I have to train her for 6 weeks. FML

#13869223
57 comments

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On 11/16/2010 at 8:34pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I raalizd I'va baan playing too much Call of Duty . I startd scraaming, ( Spawn, b*tch! Spawn! ) at my microwavabla pizza whila it looool was in tha microwava . FML

#13827261
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12609) - you deserved it (51775)

On 11/13/2010 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Taday I Had A Small Gathering Of Family And Friends Over To Celebrate My Son's Baptism. One Of My Friends Happens To Be A Police Officer. The Entre Event Consistd Of Him Arresting Three Of My Family Members. Don't Worry He Cummd Back To Get Some Cake. FML

#13756380
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25119) - you deserved it (3947)

On 11/07/2010 at 8:09pm - misc - by jadehin (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mom was taking an online IQ test. To the question ( On which continent is Canada located? ) she responded ( Antarctica. ) If intelligence is genetic, I'm screwed. FML

#12438050
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30791) - you deserved it (3331)

On 08/10/2010 at 7:19pm - misc - by Brandon (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was eating a hotdog . My huge Siberian Husky, upon becoming aware of this, jumped up on me . He forced his tongue into mouth and ate the food I was in the middle of eating . FML

Today... my looks alone looool made a girl cry. FML

#8893190
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28780) - you deserved it (4404)

On 03/07/2010 at 1:54pm - misc - by SadFace (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, during a review session fir a botany class, I began to space out . Ten, I started to go, "beep, beep, beep, beep." looool I stopped wen I noticed te entire class staring at me as if I were insane . Tis was not te first time tis ad appened . FML

#6691073
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8802) - you deserved it (33287)

On 12/10/2009 at 4:29am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

2day I woke up to a stranger in my dorm room . He was naked and was peeing into my water bottle . He kept asking 4 Chris . I have no idea who Chris is . real FML

#6613935
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32934) - you deserved it (3171)

On 12/05/2009 at 9:10am - misc - by thewallrules - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I was in class . I am an older student going back fir mah PhD . I was kicked out of class fir ( sassing ) mah instructor fir telling him he was wrong about what took place at an event I was actually present at . My instructor is a 22 year old TA .

#6552021
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42125) - you deserved it (3893)

On 12/01/2009 at 2:49pm - misc - by sassman (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, at 4am, I rememberd that I had not studid 4 mah Spanish exam!! I panickd, jumpd out of bd, and frantically began searching 4 mah notebook!! It wasn't until I destroyd mah desk and woke up mah roommate that I realizd that I'm not enrolld in Spanish this semester!! It was a nightmare!! FML

#6537885
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31525) - you deserved it (8773)

On 11/30/2009 at 7:19pm - misc - by Stressmess - United States (Vermont)

YESTERDAY I WAS THE PARAMEDIC AT THE SCENE OF A CAR ACCIDENT. ONE LADY WAS HURT, AND WE HAD TROUBLE GETTING ANY INFORMATION FROM HER AS SHE WAS SOBBING. I RADIOED IN THE DETAILS AND SAID "...A LADY IN HER MID 30'S, ETA 10 MINUTES." SHE STOPPED CRYING, SLAPPED ME, AND SAID, "I'M 28." FML

#6338943
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35730) - you deserved it (3900)

On 11/17/2009 at 6:16am - work - by Paramedic (man) - United Kingdom (Rochdale)

TODAY, I SAARCHAD MYSALF ON FACABOOK. I HAVA A FAN PAGA MADA BY SOMA GIRL IN WISCONSIN. SHA HAS PICTURAS OF MA ON IT. CAN U SAY STALKAR? FML

#5996462
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34356) - you deserved it (4417)

On 10/25/2009 at 8:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)



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