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rt567

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 August 1997 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1894
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About rt567 : love basketball, name is Talia, and fighting paralysis. walking now 👌👌

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Visits<b>uniqueuser12</b> - the 09/11/2016 at 2:25am<b>gar2014</b> - the 09/04/2016 at 10:43pm<b>Anonymist</b> - the 09/01/2016 at 10:16pm<b>damngotkik</b> - the 08/25/2016 at 10:54pm<b>pred8885</b> - the 08/21/2016 at 10:02pm<b>thundercrow1999</b> - the 08/15/2016 at 12:16pm<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 07/22/2016 at 12:47am<b>elmerjudd</b> - the 07/13/2016 at 6:03pm<b>itprosam</b> - the 07/08/2016 at 1:04am<b>ahurst3</b> - the 07/02/2016 at 5:14am<b>ikeb</b> - the 05/30/2016 at 2:01pm<b>grapeboizo</b> - the 05/29/2016 at 7:58pm<b>MoDDbest</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 12:36am<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 04/27/2016 at 2:01am<b>DaviSal00</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 11:23pm<b>Cacksonic</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 11:46pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 02/28/2016 at 11:40pm<b>xlJOEY</b> - the 02/28/2016 at 11:29pm

Fucked!<b>thundercrow1999</b> - the 08/15/2016 at 6:16pm<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 07/22/2016 at 6:48am<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 04/27/2016 at 8:01am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 02/29/2016 at 5:40am<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 12/01/2015 at 12:58am<b>shavednipples</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 8:38am<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 08/04/2015 at 6:38am<b>meisan</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 8:57pm<b>aishah77</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 12:12am<b>cheesyfeet2001</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 12:59am<b>Rich531</b> - the 02/18/2015 at 12:46am<b>Fennex3</b> - the 02/07/2015 at 2:06am

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rt567's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to check up on a 400-pound inmate who was very upset about being locked up. When I got to his cell, he threw one of his own turds at me through the bars. I took a hit. FML

by Anonymous / 07/20/2014 at 1:23am / United States / Work

Today, I accidentally twisted my balls in my own underwear so badly that I had to be hospitalized. FML

by Anonymous / 07/12/2014 at 4:19pm / United States (Indiana) / Health

Today, it's my birthday. My next-door neighbours gave me a stool and some rope. FML

by NosChersVoisins / 07/01/2014 at 12:55am / France (Aquitaine) / Love

Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML

by anon / 06/21/2014 at 8:50am / United States (New Jersey) / Health

Today, we had a guy come into the hospital with a carrot stuck deep in his anus. I've heard all kinds of ridiculous cover stories, but his took the cake; he claimed the phone rang while he was showering and he slipped onto a box of vegetables. Guess who had to extract the carrot. FML

by Anonymous / 06/18/2014 at 3:06pm / United States (Florida) / Work

Today, I woke up screaming like a little bitch. I'd been having a bizarre dream where I was having sex with Homer Simpson, when he suddenly had a heart attack and fell on me, crushing me to death. I think my brain needs a douching. FML

by Anonymous / 06/11/2014 at 6:20pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy

Today, I found out my neighbor collects body-bags. FML

by chellegbelle / 05/14/2014 at 5:46pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, my husband and I put our children to bed a little earlier than usual, so we could have some sexy time. Immediately following my full-blown orgasm, I rolled over, only to see my wide-eyed son peeking over the top of the mattress. FML

by Anonymous / 05/07/2014 at 10:31pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend yelled, "STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY!" I couldn't finish. FML

by Anonymous / 04/14/2014 at 4:12pm / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy

Today, I was tanning nude in my backyard, when I took a picture of our dog lying in the grass and sent it to my dad. It was only after I looked at the picture indoors that I realized my nipple had made it into the picture too. FML

by why / 03/14/2014 at 7:23pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I told my husband to give our dog a bath while I was at work. When I returned home, I found my dog, along with my husband, in the bath together. FML

by lacy / 03/01/2014 at 3:23am / United States (Kentucky) / Animals

Today, I was playing an intense game of Flappy Bird. I was so excited at being about to beat my high score that I got a hard-on. FML

by Anonymous / 02/28/2014 at 5:26pm / Russian Federation (Moskva) / Intimacy

Today, my boss fired me. I can't really explain the slap I gave him for it, though. FML

by sistermonster / 02/26/2014 at 4:45am / France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur) / Work

Today, I was at my new boyfriend's house, and he was taking a shower. I had to take a crap real bad, but his apartment only has the one bathroom. I couldn't wait for him to finish, and ended having to shit in a plastic bag. FML

by Anonymous / 01/29/2014 at 7:52pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, while driving home, my 3-year-old daughter told me she had to poop. I told her that she would have to wait until we got home. When we got home, she pulled down her pants and shat on the floor, because, "I'm home now." FML

by mom / 01/25/2014 at 11:29pm / United States (Texas) / Kids