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  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 May 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 475
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28831) - you deserved it (26808)

On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I asked my mother if we were eating supper soon so I could take a nap. She said "no" so I went into my room and fell asleep. When I woke up, everybody was gone. My entire family of 6 went to Olive Garden while I was sleeping. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21622) - you deserved it (3648)

On 09/11/2010 at 7:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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