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roxxyfoxxy3

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roxxyfoxxy3
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 13 November 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2828
  • Number of comments : 118
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About roxxyfoxxy3 : Big fan of poetry, and Doctor Who. I come here to feel a bit better about my life.

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roxxyfoxxy3's favorite FMLs

Today, my son was smart enough to hack the school's computers to change his midterm, but isn't smart enough to actually keep his grades up. FML

#21273806
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37897) - you deserved it (4164)

On 10/08/2014 at 9:12pm - kids - by thenegatives - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I told my boyfriend about how I was a test tube baby. He looked at me with confusion before asking, "But if scientists made you, surely you'd be really attractive and talented and stuff?" FML

#21272259
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41338) - you deserved it (4367)

On 10/06/2014 at 7:47pm - misc - by thanks babe - United Kingdom (Shropshire)

Today, my fiancé and I were having sex in the early hours of the morning. He said "Morning sex is the best thing to wake up to." Without thinking, I responded "Yeah, unless you're in prison." He lost his erection due to laughing so hard and now can't look at me without laughing. FML

#21262210
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45722) - you deserved it (12723)

On 09/21/2014 at 1:11am - intimacy - by RuinedTheMood (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had made a cup of my favorite coffee, which I had recently found to be discontinued. To accompany this last cup, I went to get a muffin. As I turned around, I see my son pouring the cup out because I out put it next to the sink and he thought it was dirty. FML

#21258936
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34899) - you deserved it (6805)

On 09/15/2014 at 6:19pm - misc - by lucas_urev - United States (New York)

Today, some assface hacked my recently deceased friend's Facebook account. The person changed my friend's location to "Hell", then posted a status saying how hot the weather was, and replied "I wish :'(" to someone who'd said my friend was in a better place now. FML

#21257037
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46799) - you deserved it (3221)

On 09/12/2014 at 5:11pm - misc - by he's not the one going to hell (man) - Australia

Today, at work, a midget came in to buy beer. Not only was he almost as tall as me, he got offended when I had to card him and explain that the manager told me to card everyone, and that it wasn't because he was short. FML

#21256044
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35689) - you deserved it (3142)

On 09/10/2014 at 11:57pm - work - by mybad - United States

Today, I found out I sent several embarrassing videos while under the influence of the meds I was given while getting my wisdom teeth out. When I asked my mom why she didn't take my phone, she said she tried but I started whining and growling at her. FML

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML

#21250887
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47743) - you deserved it (6199)

On 09/02/2014 at 11:18pm - love - by very punny (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML

#21250558
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45852) - you deserved it (9211)

On 09/02/2014 at 2:58pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was called in over speakers at the airport. The man who was speaking clearly and nearly burst out laughing when he said my name. Soon, a few people around also snickered when they heard it. I had to wait five minutes before I could casually stand up. My last name is Bastard. FML

#21248318
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44714) - you deserved it (3682)

On 08/30/2014 at 4:35am - misc - by poorbastard (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, it's my fourth day of my trip to the USA. I've actually started keeping count of the number of times people get confused because I was born in South Africa and yet am not black. Current count: 9. FML

#21245756
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44553) - you deserved it (3996)

On 08/26/2014 at 12:22pm - misc - by WTF, guys? - United States (California)

Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML

#21245451
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55139) - you deserved it (11235)

On 08/25/2014 at 10:37pm - health - by whotouchedyou1 - United States (Texas)

Today, I let my coworker use my PC during lunch, because his was having problems. A few hours later, my boss called me into his office and gave me hell for apparently looking at furry porn during lunch break. He won't believe my explanation. For fuck's sake, Dave. FML

Today, I was browsing the People of Walmart site, chuckling at all the weirdos on there, when I came across a picture of my mom. FML

#21214404
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54176) - you deserved it (7616)

On 07/19/2014 at 6:38pm - misc - by Death By Parent (woman) - United States



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