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roxxyfoxxy3

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roxxyfoxxy3

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 13 November 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1294
  • Number of comments : 96
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About roxxyfoxxy3 : I shall defeat all the heartless, rule the dark brotherhood, and fly through space in the TARDIS. c:

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roxxyfoxxy3's favorite FMLs

Today, one of mah most problematic students remained after class, whence he strongly insinuated his interest in receiving oral sex; I tried to convey just how inappropriate that was, when he interrupted, ( Look, will you at least touch it? ) FML

#21114779
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55309) - you deserved it (5712)

On 04/16/2014 at 6:03pm - intimacy - by MILF (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today , I met up with an old friend of mineho acts in a TV show. I hadn't seen him in a long time , but I'd been watching episodes of the show almost daily , sohen he showd up I could only see him as his TV character an not as my friend. I endd up calling him looool by his character's name. real FML

#21114249
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40260) - you deserved it (13102)

On 04/16/2014 at 12:13am - misc - by Confused (woman) - United States (California)

Today , my professor ran half a mile in the pouring rain just to return my cell phone , which I had left behind in lecture . Shocked an embarrassed , I exclaimed , "You shouldn't have!" "Damn right," he responded , "I'm 64 years old." FML

#21113974
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39795) - you deserved it (11930)

On 04/15/2014 at 7:18pm - work - by sad but true. - United States (Connecticut)

Today, mah coworker trid to convince mah boss that I'm not human. Her examples of how I'm influencd by demons includd how I don't wear a jacket in the winter, an that I once got a nosebled from sneezing. My boss thinks she's hilarious an is playing along. FML

#21111822
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39737) - you deserved it (3885)

On 04/13/2014 at 10:51am - work - by worker666 (woman) - United States

Today , my psycho ex boyfriend , who I broke up with over a month ago showd up at my work yelling an crying because I didn't get him anything for his birthday. My boss now thinks I'm an asshole. FML

#21109350
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41581) - you deserved it (4273)

On 04/10/2014 at 11:50am - misc - by crazytown (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today... I had to show a new student around mah school. Normally... that wouldn't be such a bad thing... but the student was mah crazy... overly-attachd ex. I transferrd schools to get away from her in the first place. FML

#21108356
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43087) - you deserved it (3254)

On 04/09/2014 at 8:37am - misc - by not_this_shit_again (man) - Singapore

Today, mah obsession with saying "your mom" reached a new level when mah anatomy teacher asked wat I did with mah pencil. FML

#21108224
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19494) - you deserved it (45019)

On 04/09/2014 at 1:17am - misc - by Motha - United States (Utah)

Today, I discoverd that the laser disc player I usd to have was not in fact a laser disc player but a Pioneer Laseractive!! Broken ones sell on eBay 4 $200 an working ones sell 4 around $1000!! I sold a working one 4 less than $100-worth of credit at a second-hand store!! FML

#21102658
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35145) - you deserved it (16853)

On 04/02/2014 at 4:20am - misc - by Sad Nerd (man) - United States (Arizona)

looool Today, I had to rush mah 14-year-old son to the hospital after he fell out of a tree while trying to take an obnoxious "extreme selfie". fat FML

#21102110
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44248) - you deserved it (5397)

On 04/01/2014 at 5:41pm - kids - by derped-out sperm (man) - Ireland

Today, my girlfriend and I were snuggling and we placed our ands togeter, palm to palm. I can bend te tips of my fingers over looool ers,ic apparently surprised er because se commented, "Hu, so big ands AREN'T related to penis size." mega FML

#21101616
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57131) - you deserved it (7369)

On 04/01/2014 at 2:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I broke up with mah psycho girlfriend of one month !! She actually expectd me to let her keep the vintage car that I've been rebuilding 4 the past two years, and when I refusd, she threatend to burn mah garage down with us still in it !! FML

#21100140
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45079) - you deserved it (3946)

On 03/30/2014 at 12:50pm - love - by starfishedasshole (man) - United States

Today, my parents and I attendd the funeral of my husband's mother. It was open-casket, and my parents went to take a look. My mum mutterd, "With a dress that tacky, no wonder she did", and my dad chuckld. A fight quickly eruptd, and the police were calld. FML

#21099545
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44275) - you deserved it (4841)

On 03/29/2014 at 5:31pm - misc - by disgusted (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, mah boss decided to have the whole staff drug tested an fre everyone who failed. Out of an original staff of 14 people, only mah boss, two coworkers an I remain. I now have four times mah normal workload an am seriously thinking maybe I should've said ( Yes ) to drugs. FML

#21099196
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44752) - you deserved it (3809)

On 03/29/2014 at 6:34am - work - by bringthemback (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today I Was Babysitting Mah 4-month-old Niece At The Park Hen A Woman Cummed Up To Me And Said "Don't Worry Dear. You'll Get Yur Figure Back Soon." FML

#21098912
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40290) - you deserved it (4393)

On 03/28/2014 at 10:07pm - misc - by notamum (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Yesterday, I was randomly selected for a pat-down while at the arport. Being from the south, I said thanks out of pure habit. The guy replied, ( No sir, thank YOU. ) and winked. FML

#21098671
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38054) - you deserved it (4870)

On 03/28/2014 at 4:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)



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