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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 September 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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Today, I got the bill for the flowers my husband arranged to be delivered to me while he's out of town next week. I also got the bill for the flowers he's sending to the floozy he'll be seeing next week while he's out of town. The gift tag for it was: "I can't wait to see you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58723) - you deserved it (3720)

On 06/05/2013 at 1:02am - love - by Justme (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I'm planning my big sister's wedding. My long-term, live-in boyfriend walked by and saw me looking at the wedding tab on Pinterest, smirked, and said, "Don't get your hopes up." I had. FML

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On 05/20/2013 at 12:47am - love - by ForeverAlone (woman) - United States

Today, I had to be rushed to the hospital when I started sneezing uncontrollably and got a huge rash. It turns out I'm highly allergic to a chemical in most cleaning supplies. Great. I just got a job as a house cleaner for a very rich family. FML

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