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roxxxxy
  • Town/Country : FTW, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 September 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 27
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About roxxxxy : Roxy. 19. Virgo.

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Today, I'm planning my big sister's wedding. My long-term, live-in boyfriend walked by and saw me looking at the wedding tab on Pinterest, smirked, and said, "Don't get your hopes up." I had. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28320) - you deserved it (4313)

On 05/20/2013 at 12:47am - love - by ForeverAlone (woman) - United States

Today, I had to be rushed to the hospital when I started sneezing uncontrollably and got a huge rash. It turns out I'm highly allergic to a chemical in most cleaning supplies. Great. I just got a job as a house cleaner for a very rich family. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36979) - you deserved it (2157)

On 04/30/2013 at 4:04am - health - by ava_henryy - United States (Washington)



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