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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 13 December 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1321
  • Number of comments : 243
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today I'm so broke after paying mah bills that I resorted to eating plain garlic butter from the pizzeria down the street 4 lunch . The worst part: to get the butter I stormed in an angrily complained saying they forgot to give it to me . I never even ordered a pizza . FML

#20537238
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36042) - you deserved it (8673)

On 03/09/2013 at 6:03pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I stole a pen from the doctor's office while she wasn't looking . Later on at work, I idly pulld the pen out during a meeting . My colleague lookd at me, horrifid . The pen had the words "minimally invasive gynecological surgery" emblazond on it . I'm a man .

#20516811
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6958) - you deserved it (45503)

On 02/21/2013 at 9:56pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I stayed in a otel near te college I was applying for a scolarsip. We were eating breakfast and tere were some oter applicant in te breakfast room. As we walked away, my moter yelled, "My daugter's gonna get tis scolarsip so tere's no reason for u muddafucka to sow up." FML

#20511941
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36323) - you deserved it (3202)

On 02/18/2013 at 9:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I took an afternoon nap, and when I woke up, it was pitch black outside!! Still groggy, I went downstairs, only to see mah dad sporting a shocked expression and a suspiciously powder-white beard!! He actually almost convinced me that I'd just woken up from a five year coma!! FML

#20510255
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28604) - you deserved it (6008)

On 02/17/2013 at 12:56am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, mah father gave me his blessing to be married on one condition: that I keep mah maiden name when I marry!! My fiancé thought it would be "epic"!! My last name will be hyphenated to Cobb-Webb!! big fat FML

#20509329
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32895) - you deserved it (5561)

On 02/16/2013 at 10:27am - love - by MsCobb - United States (Ohio)

Today , I've been struggling with my English paper fir the past hour , cuz I can't concentrate. This is cuz my mom is in the room next to me looool , singing to her pet rat about wat a cute little boy he is , in between yelling at him to stop "molesting" her. FML

#20452365
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31802) - you deserved it (2642)

On 01/10/2013 at 7:02pm - animals - by theycallmekitty (woman) - United States (Georgia)

my sister and I had a huge fight because I flushd the toilethile she was taking a bath. The faucet 4 the bath was not running, but she insistd that she felt the water in the tub turn "scalding hot." She won't listenhen I try to explain to her that it doesn't work like that. FML

#19972921
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26833) - you deserved it (1817)

On 07/22/2012 at 2:54am - misc - by Raaaaage - United States (California)

Today, The Only Person To Wish Me A Happy Birthday Was A Survey Website. I Took There Stupid Survey Out Of Appreciation. FML

#19391757
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20800) - you deserved it (2012)

On 04/01/2012 at 10:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I got into a fist-fight with a wasp , aka a Nazi helicopter. Despite swiping at it with ninja-like skills , I lost. FML

#19040540
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7919) - you deserved it (25495)

On 02/10/2012 at 9:13am - animals - by Stung (man) - United Kingdom

Today I Was On Mah First Blind Data. Wa Want To A Fancy Rastaurant In Tha Middla In Tha City. Aftar Using Tha Bathroom, I Cummad Back To An Ampty Tabla. Ha Stola Mah Pursa And Laft. FML

#16384205
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37184) - you deserved it (14893)

On 05/28/2011 at 8:44am - love - by dancer_2014 - United States (Ohio)

Today , I got pulled by a cop because I forgot to putted my registration sticker on. I get nervous around authority and have nervous shakes. I ripped the registration sticker 3 times trying to putted it on. The cop then gave me a ticket 4 "Improper Equipment". FML

#15986452
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26431) - you deserved it (6458)

On 04/30/2011 at 2:13am - misc - by Cody - United States

Today, I wrote a mental note: don't tell a couple of nuns that you usd black magic to fix their looool computer. Then don't tell the story to yur boss just as the nuns walk back in again. Then don't say "speak of the devil" to them. FML

#14647834
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10119) - you deserved it (33560)

On 01/20/2011 at 5:55am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I found out that since no other procedures are working, I was requird to stop eating, an drink a bunch of foul tasting 'goo', which will in turn give me constant diarrhea. This will then prepare me nicely 4 the long tube with a camera on the end of which will be shovd up my rectum. FML

#14630970
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21412) - you deserved it (3297)

On 01/18/2011 at 8:51pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , I was eating dinner with a friendhen a really hot guy cummed up and introduced himself!! He told us he was vegetarian , and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too!! I was eating a steak!! FML

#14090266
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5578) - you deserved it (59339)

On 12/05/2010 at 12:13am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

TODAY, I WAS AT A BAND PRACTICE. THE BAND WAS TALKING TO EACH OTHER WITH LANGUAGE LYK ( CADENCE ), ( RESOLUTION ) AN ( CONSECUTIVE FIFTHS ). WHEN THEY SPOKE TO ME, THEY USD TERMS LYK ( TICK ), ( BONG ), ( TICKY BONG ); AN ( BONGY TICK ). MUSICALLY, I FEEL LYK A BABOON. FML

#7233088
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21670) - you deserved it (6336)

On 01/09/2010 at 8:48am - misc - by Fredgruff (man) - United Kingdom (London)



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