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Today I'm so broke after paying mah bills that I resorted to eating plain garlic butter from the pizzeria down the street 4 lunch . The worst part: to get the butter I stormed in an angrily complained saying they forgot to give it to me . I never even ordered a pizza . FML
Today, I stole a pen from the doctor's office while she wasn't looking . Later on at work, I idly pulld the pen out during a meeting . My colleague lookd at me, horrifid . The pen had the words "minimally invasive gynecological surgery" emblazond on it . I'm a man .
Today, I stayed in a otel near te college I was applying for a scolarsip. We were eating breakfast and tere were some oter applicant in te breakfast room. As we walked away, my moter yelled, "My daugter's gonna get tis scolarsip so tere's no reason for u muddafucka to sow up." FML
Today, I took an afternoon nap, and when I woke up, it was pitch black outside!! Still groggy, I went downstairs, only to see mah dad sporting a shocked expression and a suspiciously powder-white beard!! He actually almost convinced me that I'd just woken up from a five year coma!! FML
Today, mah father gave me his blessing to be married on one condition: that I keep mah maiden name when I marry!! My fiancé thought it would be "epic"!! My last name will be hyphenated to Cobb-Webb!! big fat FML
Today , I've been struggling with my English paper fir the past hour , cuz I can't concentrate. This is cuz my mom is in the room next to me looool , singing to her pet rat about wat a cute little boy he is , in between yelling at him to stop "molesting" her. FML
my sister and I had a huge fight because I flushd the toilethile she was taking a bath. The faucet 4 the bath was not running, but she insistd that she felt the water in the tub turn "scalding hot." She won't listenhen I try to explain to her that it doesn't work like that. FML
Today , I got pulled by a cop because I forgot to putted my registration sticker on. I get nervous around authority and have nervous shakes. I ripped the registration sticker 3 times trying to putted it on. The cop then gave me a ticket 4 "Improper Equipment". FML
Today, I wrote a mental note: don't tell a couple of nuns that you usd black magic to fix their looool computer. Then don't tell the story to yur boss just as the nuns walk back in again. Then don't say "speak of the devil" to them. FML
Today, I found out that since no other procedures are working, I was requird to stop eating, an drink a bunch of foul tasting 'goo', which will in turn give me constant diarrhea. This will then prepare me nicely 4 the long tube with a camera on the end of which will be shovd up my rectum. FML
Today , I was eating dinner with a friendhen a really hot guy cummed up and introduced himself!! He told us he was vegetarian , and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too!! I was eating a steak!! FML
TODAY, I WAS AT A BAND PRACTICE. THE BAND WAS TALKING TO EACH OTHER WITH LANGUAGE LYK ( CADENCE ), ( RESOLUTION ) AN ( CONSECUTIVE FIFTHS ). WHEN THEY SPOKE TO ME, THEY USD TERMS LYK ( TICK ), ( BONG ), ( TICKY BONG ); AN ( BONGY TICK ). MUSICALLY, I FEEL LYK A BABOON. FML
Friday 27 March 2015