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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 December 1995 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 244
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, in the fitting rooms at work, a 10-year-old kid threw a coat-hanger directly at my face. The kid's father didn't apologise on his behalf, but instead congratulated him on what he called "a wicked shot". FML

#21162381
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42762) - you deserved it (3576)

On 06/04/2014 at 1:07am - work - by anonymous - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, a customer left a Starbucks card in the tip jar at work. It was empty. I work at Starbucks. FML

Today, after finishing a two hour essay exam that will determine the future of my career, I realized I misread the question. FML

#21132154
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45224) - you deserved it (10708)

On 05/06/2014 at 5:11am - misc - by IBS (man) - China (Shanghai)

Today, I joked with a pregnant girl in a state juvenile correctional facility where I work that eating a lot of candy would damage the unborn baby's teeth. Without batting an eye, she responded that she would simply "eat some toothpaste after the candy." FML

Today, I was at a job interview for a position I really needed. Somehow, the interviewer and I started talking about fishing. I joked, "I'm a master baiter." Needless to say, I didn't get the job. FML

#20833743
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27180) - you deserved it (37768)

On 08/12/2013 at 1:11pm - work - by master baiter - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend was suspended from work after she was caught fucking one of her co-workers. FML

#20827542
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60958) - you deserved it (4544)

On 08/08/2013 at 4:20pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Slough)

Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML

#20681698
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45497) - you deserved it (2682)

On 05/23/2013 at 12:40pm - love - by a single fuck (man) - Germany (Berlin)

Today, I tried to show my boyfriend's mom a picture of my prom dress on my phone. She scrolled to the right to find a picture of her son, naked. FML

#20642331
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41205) - you deserved it (72187)

On 05/05/2013 at 1:44am - intimacy - by beyondembarrassed - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My family put a bouquet of balloons outside my room for me to find when I woke up. I walked out of my room, saw the balloons, screamed, and fell down the stairs. FML

#20587655
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38049) - you deserved it (21846)

On 04/13/2013 at 5:21am - misc - by really? - United States

Today, my parents asked me if I was sexually active. My grandma then screamed from upstairs, "She's not even physically active!" FML

#20548943
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45334) - you deserved it (13594)

On 03/18/2013 at 4:59am - intimacy - by Susan (woman) - Ireland

Today, I was walking down the street in the dark, and the woman in front of me kept looking back nervously. I jokingly assured her that I wasn't a mugger. She then took out a knife and mugged me. FML

#20505342
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38538) - you deserved it (4344)

On 02/13/2013 at 7:00pm - money - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was running late for work and quickly grabbed my outfit from the dryer. I heard the crackling of static as I took out my shirt. I didn't think anything of it, until later when my co-worker pointed out I had a thong stuck to my back. FML

#20491168
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26022) - you deserved it (6993)

On 02/03/2013 at 2:32am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found out my best friend has been stealing hundreds of dollars from me and my fiancé. My wedding is tomorrow morning. Guess who my best man is. FML

#20483262
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27751) - you deserved it (2243)

On 01/28/2013 at 4:01pm - love - by weddingsalwayssuck - United States (New York)

Today, someone put a whole packet of glitter on the blades of my ceiling fan. Too bad I only noticed when I turned it on. FML

#20482822
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28503) - you deserved it (3548)

On 01/28/2013 at 8:55am - misc - by hopelessteej (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I decided to change my hair color. After waiting in anticipation, I took a shower to rinse out the dye and reveal my new, blue hair. Rinsing revealed not only blue hair, but blue skin caused by the watered dye running over my body. I now look like a smurf, and it's not coming out. FML

#20480724
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17186) - you deserved it (37475)

On 01/27/2013 at 1:10am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)



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