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Today, my husband went nuts. He's quit his job and set out building an amateur bomb shelter in our backyard. According to him, there's "substantial evidence" that cannibalism is on the rise across the country, and that "it's gonna be like Resident Evil out there, babe." FML

#19738484
342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27499) - you deserved it (3073)

On 06/05/2012 at 1:21pm - love - by why... (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, during my first day as a doctor’s intern, I attended a consultation. The embarrassed patient asked me to leave. Not really knowing my way around, I went through the first door I could find. By the time I realized it was a closet, I didn’t dare come back out. Twenty minutes is a long time to wait. FML

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148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24696) - you deserved it (4928) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/18/2012 at 4:41pm - work - by bibou2324 -

Today, I was on a first date. She asked what I do, so I replied "I create adverts." She then yelled, "F**k you" and left. FML

#19488696
169 comments

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On 04/18/2012 at 4:48am - love - by James C (man) - United Kingdom (Stoke-on-Trent)

Today, my friend and I were playing football in the street, when out of nowhere a homeless man sucker punches me in the gut, grabs my football, and runs away laughing like a maniac. FML

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95 comments

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On 02/27/2012 at 7:37pm - misc - by Username (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my girlfriend hummed the Jeopardy theme while I was trying to undo her bra. FML

#18813229
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29612) - you deserved it (23455)

On 01/15/2012 at 7:52am - intimacy - by joeshmoe - United States (Washington)

Today, I locked my keys in my car at a gas station. A man stopped to help me with a wire hanger. After about 20 min in the freezing weather, he was getting close to unlocking it when I looked over at the passenger door to see that it was unlocked. All the doors were unlocked but the driver's side. FML

#18632111
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8672) - you deserved it (34982)

On 12/28/2011 at 3:59am - misc - by GeriGeriBoBeri - United States

Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML

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113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31397) - you deserved it (3109)

On 12/28/2011 at 12:26am - love - by Anonymous - United States



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