Awkward pause
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Blue Springs
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Blue Springs