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Today, I frantically told my parents that my bank account had no money. Turns out, they took the $1,600 I had saved up from a summer job and invested it in penny-stocks. I was grounded because they were "doing it for the family," and I'm being selfish. They also had lost it all in a matter of days. FML

#21306100
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19978) - you deserved it (1296)

On 11/26/2014 at 9:13am - money - by poor man - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that my dog likes to howl when he hears sirens. I live next to the fire station. FML

#21305878
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18056) - you deserved it (1974)

On 11/25/2014 at 3:44pm - misc - by drreeeewwww - United States (Kentucky)

Today, as I walked into the bank, I tripped and bumped into a security guard. He thought I was assaulting him, so he pinned me to the floor and called for backup as he held me at gunpoint. FML

#21305863
92 comments

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On 11/25/2014 at 3:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I spent nearly an hour helping a customer pick out an engagement ring. I rang him up, picked out a super cute box for the ring, and wished him luck. Later I realized I never put the ring inside the box. FML

#21304265
97 comments

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On 11/23/2014 at 1:10am - misc - by KilledTheMoment - United States (Illinois)

Today, I noticed my fish was still hungry after feeding him earlier. I figured "ehh a little bit more won't kill him". I was wrong. FML

#21303699
80 comments

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On 11/22/2014 at 2:22am - animals - by liishax3 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was selling winter-themed cookies at my university. I cheerfully asked a girl if she would like to buy cookies to support peer tutoring. Her response? "I don't eat food." FML

#21303227
94 comments

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On 11/21/2014 at 8:51am - misc - by UTRejected (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, on our second date, the unemployed guy I'm seeing tried to convince me to open a joint bank account in our name. FML

#21299619
81 comments

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On 11/15/2014 at 2:58pm - love - by back to cock-hunting (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my father picked me up from the police academy I'm attending, and got caught speeding. The officer was my drill instructor, and I had to do push-ups on the side of the highway. FML

#21297310
64 comments

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On 11/11/2014 at 10:16pm - misc - by Xx_DEXIJOKER_xX - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while shopping, a lady came up to me and asked if she could borrow my baby because, "Y'know, I'm in a hurry and they'll let me checkout first." FML

#21297177
54 comments

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On 11/11/2014 at 6:48pm - kids - by Anonymous - France

Today, I was in the middle of a shower, and downstairs I heard my 7 year old daughter screaming "Mom!! Help! I need you right now!" I panicked and ran downstairs, not giving myself enough time to put some clothing on. It was my neighbor at the door. FML

#21293802
57 comments

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On 11/06/2014 at 11:29pm - kids - by ozozl - United States (Colorado)

Today, my eight-year-old microwaved our thermometer to see if the temperature would change. FML

#21293257
134 comments

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On 11/06/2014 at 7:15am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I woke up to my 7 year old son angrily trying to smother me with a pillow. FML

#21290572
104 comments

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On 11/02/2014 at 2:47pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was pulled over and fined $100 for driving without a license, as I'd accidentally left home without my wallet. I later found my wallet wedged beside my car seat, where it had been the entire time. FML

#21288966
53 comments

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On 10/31/2014 at 9:35am - money - by emptypockets - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, as I was walking home from work, I got chased halfway home by a wolf. Yes, a wolf. I live in central Norway. FML

#21288944
96 comments

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On 10/31/2014 at 8:31am - animals - by noxiffic (man) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, my school put on a musical. I was one of the leads, and in the middle of my solo, I got a huge nosebleed. A little girl in the front row screamed. FML

#21287120
54 comments

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On 10/28/2014 at 5:58pm - health - by Anonymous - United States



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