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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 29 June 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 328
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my 17-year-old son came home with a black eye saying he ran into a pole at school. I asked the principal if we could see the tapes. He actually did run straight into a pole. And not just once, twice. FML

Today, I submitted my big assignment to my teacher at 1:55pm. The deadline was 2pm. She rejected it, because her watch read a few minutes after 2pm, and she maintains that the time on her watch is the "real" time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44373) - you deserved it (11594)

On 08/16/2013 at 12:04pm - misc - by WatchOut - Singapore

Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML

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On 03/01/2010 at 12:13am - intimacy - by oboy - United States



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