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  • Town/Country : Butler, USA
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About rookEV : Im an artist, and I have a bad temper. That's about all you need to know.

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Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (655099) - you deserved it (48789)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I thought I heard my little sister playing on my brand new grand piano. Angry, I ran downstairs to stop her. My parents were having sex. On my piano. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (267416) - you deserved it (17477)

On 04/04/2009 at 2:15pm - intimacy - by GuitarChick42 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I heard my boyfriend of 3 months talking with his friend, not knowing I could hear them. "Tonight's the night," my boyfriend says. "I'm finally going to tell her I love her!" I got really excited, deciding i loved him too. Then his friend says, "Awesome! But what about Kayla?" I'm Kayla. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (211404) - you deserved it (13451)

On 03/22/2009 at 1:14pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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