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Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
by Anonymous / 10/01/2011 at 7:03pm / United States / Love
by anonymous / 10/01/2011 at 10:18am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/01/2011 at 7:44am / Sweden (Vastra Gotaland) / Miscellaneous
by Josh / 09/27/2011 at 1:14am / United States (Missouri) / Health
Today, I woke up to my roommate sniffing my underwear. He said he was checking if they were clean, so he could borrow them later. Which may have been reasonable, if I weren't still sleeping in them. FML
by leftwardfoil / 08/19/2011 at 2:32am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
Today, I was sitting in my cubicle at work, nursing a hangover, and thinking how stupid I was for getting so shit-faced last night. I then realized that I was voicing my thoughts out loud, and the whole office had gone quiet, listening to me castigate myself. FML
by Anonymous / 08/18/2011 at 3:42am / United States / Work
by Stevie / 08/16/2011 at 2:52am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Gross... / 08/16/2011 at 2:22am / United States (Arizona) / Kids
by bTOhno / 08/13/2011 at 2:37am / United States (Oklahoma) / Love
by Eddie / 08/07/2011 at 3:43pm / Israel (HaMerkaz) / Intimacy
by Limalia / 01/24/2011 at 4:00pm / Switzerland (Zurich) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/24/2011 at 12:40am / Egypt / Animals
by honeymoondisaster / 05/23/2009 at 12:44am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML
by soontobedivorced / 04/19/2009 at 12:05am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
- Today, my girlfriend got a tattoo of a Rainbow Dash over her pubic mound. Now whenever I go down on… Today, my boyfriend told me he wanted to hunt Easter eggs before we have sex. I'm glad he has his… Today, my boyfriend and I were roleplaying therapist and patient in bed. When I playfully asked him…