About rookEV : Im an artist, and I have a bad temper. That's about all you need to know.
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by Anonymous / 10/14/2011 at 10:41am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by Jessy / 10/14/2011 at 7:22am / United Kingdom (London) / Transportation
Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML
by Good sister / 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
by serenti / 10/13/2011 at 5:30pm / Sweden / Intimacy
by pillowless / 10/13/2011 at 10:41am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, after getting dumped by my boyfriend, I tried to find comfort in one of my closest friends. He embraced me while I struggled against tears, and after a few moments of silence said, "Hey, you know what? I would fuck you anytime. Anytime." FML
by scewable / 10/13/2011 at 3:19am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Nickname / 10/12/2011 at 4:05pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was driving my eight year-old son to school when a guy cut me off, prompting me to yell "douche bag" as a reflex out of the window. Realizing my mistake, I turned to my son and told him to never, ever talk like that. His response was, "Too late, douche bag." FML
by John W. / 10/12/2011 at 8:37am / United States (Colorado) / Kids
by anonymous / 10/12/2011 at 2:11am / Canada / Love
by ksamp / 10/12/2011 at 12:26am / United States (Arkansas) / Intimacy
by FroggyGirl888 / 10/11/2011 at 11:34pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Andrew / 10/11/2011 at 9:11pm / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, my boyfriend rekindled the romance with his ex, at my 21st birthday party. One of the few reasons I'd invited her was to show that I trusted him, and I no longer felt threatened by their continued friendship. FML
by fmlfmlfml / 10/11/2011 at 10:22am / United Kingdom / Love
by Anony-moose / 10/11/2011 at 5:43am / United States / Work
Today, after a root canal, I went to the pharmacy for some pain killers. The cute girl behind the counter asked what I needed. When I opened my mouth to tell her, a wave of drool hurtled out and splattered on the counter. FML
by maninpain / 10/10/2011 at 3:44pm / Kenya / Love
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…
- Today, thinking my girlfriend had left her little black thong in the dryer to tease me, I sent her… Today, my girlfriend's family came over and I thought it would be fun to watch old family videos of… Today, I've spent nearly three weeks indulging my boyfriend's weird fetish, where he wears a hockey…