About rookEV : Im an artist, and I have a bad temper. That's about all you need to know.
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by lolilovemyboyfriend / 10/19/2011 at 10:37am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by optimistic2628 / 10/19/2011 at 10:03am / United States / Kids
Today, my best friend who I have known for ten years recommended I didn't continue a relationship with my girlfriend. I thought she wanted to go out with me which I was hoping for, for a long time. Turns out she wanted to go out with her. FML
by anonymous / 10/19/2011 at 8:19am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
by Mini-wanker / 10/18/2011 at 1:34pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by stdpositivenow / 10/18/2011 at 10:16am / United States (Florida) / Health
by Anonymous / 10/18/2011 at 12:02am / United States / Miscellaneous
by STIdiot / 10/17/2011 at 8:12am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years felt comfortable enough with me to disclose that he had previously spent 4 years in a mental institute because he tried to kill his mother. He also told me we will be together forever. I'm scared. FML
by bubba / 10/17/2011 at 6:02am / China / Love
by Mayabie / 10/16/2011 at 5:08pm / France / Work
Today, I took the train to visit my parents, which arrives late at night. As I was getting off, the cute guy in front of me looked out the window, then turned to me and said, "Doesn't that guy out there give you the creeps?" That guy was my dad. FML
by DaddysGirl / 10/16/2011 at 6:36am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by myfamilyisodd / 10/15/2011 at 1:05pm / United States (North Carolina) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/15/2011 at 1:05pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I went to visit my grandpa. He has an easily excited dog, who barreled into my freshly broken knee. I felt my knee move out of place again. The dog chipped a tooth. We went to the vet first. FML
by KilteDKilleR / 10/15/2011 at 10:02am / United States (Utah) / Health
Today, I came home from school to find almost every single personal possession and piece of furniture from my bedroom all laid out or disassembled in the back yard. My dad smugly told me I'd better start moving it all back. This is his revenge for me salting his coffee this morning. FML
by Anonymous / 10/14/2011 at 9:48pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML
by MLGreco / 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm / United States / Kids
- Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to have some sex. Her parents weren't home so we did it in… Today, my mum was choking on a Mc Donald's fry. I was laughing hard until she coughed it up into my… Today, I found out that the girl I've been seeing for the past 3 years has been living and sleeping…
- Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the… Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish… Today, I live in Romania and my walls are particularly thin. After enduring my neighbor’s parties,…