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  • Town/Country : Butler, USA
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  • Number of visits : 419
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About rookEV : Im an artist, and I have a bad temper. That's about all you need to know.

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Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML

#18108798
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43191) - you deserved it (2455)

On 10/30/2011 at 2:32am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML

#18108138
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28980) - you deserved it (6908)

On 10/30/2011 at 1:02am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my dad walked in on me masturbating. All I could say was, "Uh I had an itch..." FML

#18100630
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16000) - you deserved it (29450)

On 10/29/2011 at 12:43am - intimacy - by me - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got a boner at the dentist. FML

#18086799
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28297) - you deserved it (6185)

On 10/27/2011 at 2:40am - intimacy - by Me - United States

Today, my son got really high and shaved the dog with my electric shaver. Not only does the dog look really bad, I didn't know my son used drugs. I now have to buy the dog a sweater and get my son some help. FML

#18078195
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25172) - you deserved it (3672)

On 10/26/2011 at 1:43am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML

#18071485
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18975) - you deserved it (12180)

On 10/25/2011 at 11:00am - health - by Michael - Australia

Today, I woke up, showered, and began brushing my teeth. When I started to brush my tongue I gagged, like usual, and threw up a little. What's unusual? I threw up a cockroach. FML

#18052574
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47680) - you deserved it (3741)

On 10/23/2011 at 7:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while at my job as a hostess, I was seating a couple and their adorable little girl. I tried to ask how old she was, but what came out was, "Aww, what breed is she?" FML

#18039986
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15116) - you deserved it (28074)

On 10/21/2011 at 5:27pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I came home crying and informed my mother that someone had called me a 'fat bitch' today. She held me at arms length, looked me straight in the eyes, and lovingly said, "You can't change who you are." FML

#18030878
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28101) - you deserved it (5574)

On 10/20/2011 at 12:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Meath)

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why it would be highly offensive and inappropriate for him to go as Caylee Anthony for Halloween. I think he's still planning on doing it. FML

#18030465
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18045) - you deserved it (3271)

On 10/20/2011 at 10:32am - love - by Miroslav208 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been "single" on numerous occasions during our 9 month relationship. FML

#18029239
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29175) - you deserved it (2991)

On 10/20/2011 at 2:56am - intimacy - by SpikeStanley - United States

Today, I learned that the only reason most of my students come to lecture is that they have a running bet on how many times I say "OK" in two hours. It was 137 last week. FML

#18025254
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20232) - you deserved it (8611)

On 10/19/2011 at 6:42pm - work - by Habit - United Kingdom (Leeds)

Today, my parents had a fight as to which one of them is the most cultured. As a result, they've begun writing my chore lists in a variety of languages. If I don't do them, I'm grounded. I only speak English. FML

#18025150
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22463) - you deserved it (2681)

On 10/19/2011 at 6:29pm - misc - by Missy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my fiancé has been jumping out of closets and from around corners with a video camera, trying to catch me naked. He says he wants to post a video online so his old high school friends can "rate" me. I'm now afraid to get intimate, shower, or even change my clothes in my own home. FML

#18023382
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34458) - you deserved it (4177)

On 10/19/2011 at 2:19pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML

#18022998
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26866) - you deserved it (3354)

On 10/19/2011 at 12:49pm - work - by ikickgingers - United States



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