About rookEV : Im an artist, and I have a bad temper. That's about all you need to know.
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by Anonymous / 10/30/2011 at 2:32am / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/30/2011 at 1:02am / United States / Love
by me / 10/29/2011 at 12:43am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
by Me / 10/27/2011 at 2:40am / United States / Intimacy
Today, my son got really high and shaved the dog with my electric shaver. Not only does the dog look really bad, I didn't know my son used drugs. I now have to buy the dog a sweater and get my son some help. FML
by Anonymous / 10/26/2011 at 1:43am / United States (Minnesota) / Animals
by Michael / 10/25/2011 at 11:00am / Australia / Health
by Anonymous / 10/23/2011 at 7:45am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/21/2011 at 5:27pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Work
Today, I came home crying and informed my mother that someone had called me a 'fat bitch' today. She held me at arms length, looked me straight in the eyes, and lovingly said, "You can't change who you are." FML
by Anonymous / 10/20/2011 at 12:16pm / Ireland (Meath) / Miscellaneous
by Miroslav208 / 10/20/2011 at 10:32am / United States (Michigan) / Love
by SpikeStanley / 10/20/2011 at 2:56am / United States / Intimacy
by Habit / 10/19/2011 at 6:42pm / United Kingdom (Leeds) / Work
Today, my parents had a fight as to which one of them is the most cultured. As a result, they've begun writing my chore lists in a variety of languages. If I don't do them, I'm grounded. I only speak English. FML
by Missy / 10/19/2011 at 6:29pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, my fiancé has been jumping out of closets and from around corners with a video camera, trying to catch me naked. He says he wants to post a video online so his old high school friends can "rate" me. I'm now afraid to get intimate, shower, or even change my clothes in my own home. FML
by Anonymous / 10/19/2011 at 2:19pm / United States (Minnesota) / Love
by ikickgingers / 10/19/2011 at 12:49pm / United States / Work
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I'm still reeling over the unexpected loss of my co-worker. I also received a notification…
- Today, a sweet old man came knocking. He asked about my elderly neighbor who he has been trying to… Today, I went to a grad school fair. Tuition costs more than I make in a year. I'm thirty. I think… Today, I learned that if a friend ever suggests you sleep with her boyfriend, it's probably because…