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  • Birth Date : Friday 20 October 2000 (14 years)
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About roo112 : Don't mind me, just trying to get an FML published.

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TODAY... MAH MOM AN I MADE THE BAD DECISION TO GO HIKING FOR SOME MOTHER-DAUGHTER BONDING EVEN THOUGH WE HAD LITTLE EXPERIENCE. MY MOTHER TUMBLD DOWN A MOUNTAIN NAMD TUMBLEDOWN AN I COULDN'T EVEN ENJOY THE IRONY BECAUSE I HAD TO HALF CARRY HER ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE CAR. FML

#21375957
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On 03/16/2015 at 8:56pm - health - by manderpander21 - United States (New York)

Today , I've managed to go my whole nine-year teaching career without anyone vomiting in my classroom. That record was broken today when someone vomited four successive times in front of a class of 46 students. It was me. FML

#21373013
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On 03/12/2015 at 6:23am - work - by musicteacher - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my iccup got so intense tat I looool trew up in te middle of class. FML

#21364742
57 comments

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On 02/27/2015 at 5:23pm - misc - by pregz (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up cuz we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was . FML

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On 02/26/2015 at 10:07pm - love - by confused - United States (Wisconsin)

2day Ma Girlfriend Tougt It Would Be Sexy To Give Me A Naked Massage. Se Straddled Ma Back And Started Rubbing, Ten Se Sneezed And Peed On Me. FML

#21348755
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On 02/02/2015 at 11:36pm - love - by bootyislife - United States (Washington)

today my boyfriend uploaded a pic to snapchat that said "the love of my life." It was a pic of our beautiful babby girl. Then he uploaded another pic that said "the 2nd love of my life." It was a pic of the fuel truck he drive 4 work. FML

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On 01/23/2015 at 1:33am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out 4 bieng pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut an saying she hoped mah baby died so I could live a "normal life". I'm 26 an just very short.

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On 01/21/2015 at 9:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I decided to use an at-home waxing kit 4 the first time to get rid of the hair on my upper lip . After experiencing the trauma of waxing, I fell asleep . A few hours later, I looool woke up to see that I now have acne everywhere I had waxed . I have an acne mustache . FML

#21340725
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On 01/20/2015 at 1:14am - misc - by iamamermaid (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah 15 year old sister asked which animal rice comes from. She believed every word when mah mum told her it's harvested from tiny cows in Asia.

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On 01/19/2015 at 7:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I mixd up mah chapstick and cork grease . Now mah clarinet smells like cherries, and mah lips smell like a gym floor . FML

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On 01/19/2015 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

today I saw a stick in my car and picked it up to throw it out the window. The ( stick ) turned out to have eyes. It was a dead lizard. FML

#21339043
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On 01/17/2015 at 5:30pm - animals - by bad luck Bianca - United States (Texas)

Today, mah wife wantd me to take her to a new restaurant in town . When I lookd it up and saw thier prices, I almost had a heart attack . When I said it was too expensive, she snappd ( Maybe you'd lyk to look up 'Lorena looool Bobbitt' next?! ) We went to the restaurant . FML

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On 01/17/2015 at 1:49pm - love - by wounded pride, intact cock (man) - United States

TODAY... MY GRLFRIEND GAVE ME MY FRST HANDJOB. I WAS NERVOUS... SOHEN SHE WENT TO DO IT... I PANICKD AND YELLD... "FRMLY GRASP IT!" SHE THEN COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING CUZ IT WAS A LINE FROM SPONGEBOB. FML

2day I Got A Yeast Infection , Causd By The Antibiotics For UTI!! I Got The UTI After Having Sex For The First Time In A Year!! A Couple Of Minutes Of Sex Have Ruind Health!! FML

#21334755
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On 01/10/2015 at 10:21pm - health - by so much for romance - United States (New York)

Today I was sitting at mah computer petting one of mah cats ho was sitting on mah lap. My other cat got jealous and tried to climb onto mah lap as well. They ended up fighting. I was wearing shorts. FML

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On 01/09/2015 at 1:44am - animals - by Crazy Cat Guy (man) - United States (California)



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