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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 15 October 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my mom came home drunk and crying, so I tried to comfort her and asked what was wrong. She wasted no time admitting that she'd hooked up with her ex-husband, AKA my dad, but that it'd sucked for her because he has a tiny penis. Thanks, I really needed to know that. FML


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