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Today, mah family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby,ho died in childbirth!! Afterwards, mah husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees!! FML

#17004693
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I agree, your life sucks (51402) - you deserved it (5620)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:38pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

as a prank , a friend an I tied a 10 dollar bill to a fishing line , an yanked it away from people as they reached 4 it. It was going really well until one of our victims looool pulled a knife an chased us around the block. FML

#16144015
139 comments

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On 05/12/2011 at 1:53pm - misc - by Jackassed - United States (New York)

Yesterday I Found Out The Hard Way That I'm The ( Lucky ) Type Of Womanho Can Experience Intense Orgasms In Certain Positions: In The Middle Of Group Yoga. FML

#15896670
219 comments

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On 04/23/2011 at 10:55am - intimacy - by nightDREAMERms (woman) - United States (Maryland)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT THAT THE MYSTERIOU SMELL FROM UNDER MAH BED WAS MAH CATS COLLECTION OF DEAD MICE!! FML

#15066024
81 comments

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On 02/21/2011 at 2:20pm - animals - by Giggity - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went to the ER after a fall. Before the nurse did an X-Ray, she gave me a pregnancy test. It came back negative. I joked "No martians have crawled into mah uterus, then?" She didn't get it, an I had mah head scanned for brain trauma. Never crack a joke in a hospital.

#14618568
77 comments

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On 01/17/2011 at 9:08pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , I went to the library to pick up Romeo and Juliet , 4 my English class. After looking around 4 half an hour , I asked the librarian. "I couldn't fine Shakesperee anywhere. Where could I fine him?" She quickly replied "He's dead" , giggled to herself , and went back to her work. FML

#13599206
118 comments

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On 10/26/2010 at 3:48am - misc - by skippy_liz (woman) - United States (Florida)

yesterday I cummed back from a week long class trip. My mother took it upon herself to replace mah bed sheets and clean mah room. Apparently, she found a note under mah mattress from mah ex-boyfriend. It said ( For all u future dudes, Connor was here first! ) FML

#9645798
157 comments

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On 04/05/2010 at 3:32am - intimacy - by FASHlONABLE - United States (California)

TADAY ME AN MY FRIEND DECIDED TO SPY ON MY CRUSH. HE LIVES ACROS THE STREET, SO WE CLIMBED ON THE ROOF OF MY HOUSE AN WATCHED HIM WITH BINOCULARS. HE WAS WORKING OUT, AN AFTER 5 MINUTE HE STARTED WRITING SOMETHING. HE PUTTED A PIECE OF PAPER AGAINST THE WINDOW AN IT SAID, 'STOP WATCHING ME.' FML

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228 comments

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On 03/27/2009 at 8:24pm - misc - by Creep (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today I heard my boyfriend of 3 month talking with his friend knowing I could hear them. "Tonight's the night " my boyfriend says. "I'm finally going to tell her I love her!" I got really excitd deciding i lovd him too. Then his friend says "Awesome! But what about Kayla?" I'm Kayla. mega FML

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177 comments

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On 03/22/2009 at 1:14pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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