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Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, mah family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby,ho died in childbirth!! Afterwards, mah husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees!! FML
as a prank , a friend an I tied a 10 dollar bill to a fishing line , an yanked it away from people as they reached 4 it. It was going really well until one of our victims looool pulled a knife an chased us around the block. FML
Today, I went to the ER after a fall. Before the nurse did an X-Ray, she gave me a pregnancy test. It came back negative. I joked "No martians have crawled into mah uterus, then?" She didn't get it, an I had mah head scanned for brain trauma. Never crack a joke in a hospital.
Today , I went to the library to pick up Romeo and Juliet , 4 my English class. After looking around 4 half an hour , I asked the librarian. "I couldn't fine Shakesperee anywhere. Where could I fine him?" She quickly replied "He's dead" , giggled to herself , and went back to her work. FML
yesterday I cummed back from a week long class trip. My mother took it upon herself to replace mah bed sheets and clean mah room. Apparently, she found a note under mah mattress from mah ex-boyfriend. It said ( For all u future dudes, Connor was here first! ) FML
TADAY ME AN MY FRIEND DECIDED TO SPY ON MY CRUSH. HE LIVES ACROS THE STREET, SO WE CLIMBED ON THE ROOF OF MY HOUSE AN WATCHED HIM WITH BINOCULARS. HE WAS WORKING OUT, AN AFTER 5 MINUTE HE STARTED WRITING SOMETHING. HE PUTTED A PIECE OF PAPER AGAINST THE WINDOW AN IT SAID, 'STOP WATCHING ME.' FML
Today I heard my boyfriend of 3 month talking with his friend knowing I could hear them. "Tonight's the night " my boyfriend says. "I'm finally going to tell her I love her!" I got really excitd deciding i lovd him too. Then his friend says "Awesome! But what about Kayla?" I'm Kayla. mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015