About rollingfloyd : I get loads of bad luck. I hope it's not those chain messages that I never forward.
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- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…
- Today, my girlfriend and I were getting heated. I kissed her on the neck, chest, stomach, and threw… Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself… Today, working as a nurse, I asked a 61-year-old patient if he did any physical activity. His reply…